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The endless wave of sequels, prequels, pre-sequels, remakes and reboots keeps hitting us with full force, and guess what...it still sucks.

That certain film companies don't care about film anymore has been abundantly clear. For years now mainstream cinema is feeding off the creativity of franchises from 20, 30, 40 or even 90 damn years ago. It's a sad process and certainly one we should stop supporting with our money and time. It's just not worth it.

When was the last time a remake or reboot did well? Alexandre Ajas "The Hills Have Eyes" from 2006? I certainly can't think of any other that actually added something to a franchise instead of just turning something great into something creatively bankrupt, bland and tasteless.

I hope these movies keep failing but I've been hoping so for years now... Until we don't demand originality we'll get the same kind of grey sludge over and over again.

So many people already have written about how shallow this is so I'm not gonna waste your time.

The acting is wooden, the dialog is a joke, the cgi is at times veery mediocre considering this show cost a fortune and nothing about this feels like it should.

I mean come on, Galadriel as a warrior? The writers probably never even read past page 5 of the Fellowship. This is simply embarrassing.

It's clear that the greedy folks of amazon just bought the rights to create some hype for an otherwise uninspired fantasy show.

0/10, go watch The Witcher, Game of Thrones or I don't know...the Goonies instead.

Citizen Toxie is quite possibly the best thing that ever happened to anybody anywhere. I show this cinematic masterpiece to everyone I meet, if Toxie 4 is too strong, they are too weak!

This Penthouse filled with Hookers of a movie has everything that anyone would want.

There is Violence, Gore, Karate, Time Traveling, Dolphin Man, Boobs, Dicks, Vaginas, Butts, BDSM, Lesbians, Twins fighting eachother with Brooms in their soon to be mothers womb and so so much more.

This absolute massive skyscraper of a recording will shock you, excite you and turn you into a different person. I myself consider forming a religion based around the events and morals of this film (THE FILM)

If you can only see one more film, make it this one because there will be the time where you will look back at your life and I think you should be at least able to say "Wow, I saw everything." Do yourself the favor!

And don't forget.... Toxie Loves You!