JonjaNet

It's a throw back to the 80s horror comedy in that someone might have seen it as a kid and still think it's hilarious, but in reality it sucks by every measure. I gave a slight giggle in the first few minutes when I thought it had potential. Now I want to burn the thing with acid and flames.

The sad thing is someone probably really thought they were doing something with this. It's just a boring mess. I'm struggling to find anything positive to say. I'm usually not one to completely pan a film, but if this review stops even a single person from tuning in, then I'll have no regrets.

You've been warned.

The movie takes itself a bit too seriously.

I would have loved if anyone in the film had shown the audience just how ridiculous what was happening was and then let the film run with it. This should have been more of a comedy, or at least a parody, but instead the film stays in the "no we are making a horror movie" lane and never shifts out of it.

CGI was crap too, another reason they should have acknowledged the silliness of it all.

(Still fun to see Jordan Danger (Zoe from 'Eureka') in something else. Good actress. Terrible film. I have no idea how/why she chose THIS film, excpet maybe she was under some sort of obligation left over from her contract with SYFY?)