mashakene
Entrou em fev. de 2024
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Avaliações1
Classificação de mashakene
Stilted dialog, repeated drone footage, lame narrative, wannabe acting... Where to begin? This film wriggles and squirms to be a Nordic Noir, but it's just plain gray and boring.
Pointless driving around in pretentious black and white snowy landscape, throwing platitudes at each-other, the two rather unsympathetic protagonists don't seem to have any other function than just make it somehow look as if actual people were involved in the story that we, the viewers, are supposed to care about. And yet, I don't think anybody really gives a damn.
I could have been an ok short film, but the thin plot wears even thinner with every passing minute and you are left drained as the luke warm dishwater evaporates with agonizing slowness.
Pointless driving around in pretentious black and white snowy landscape, throwing platitudes at each-other, the two rather unsympathetic protagonists don't seem to have any other function than just make it somehow look as if actual people were involved in the story that we, the viewers, are supposed to care about. And yet, I don't think anybody really gives a damn.
I could have been an ok short film, but the thin plot wears even thinner with every passing minute and you are left drained as the luke warm dishwater evaporates with agonizing slowness.