j-burke-2
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I really don't know what to say.
I just know I would have like to read my review before plunking down $50 to go see this movie.
My wife and I came away from this movie laughing, and not because of its comedic genius. This movie was terrible; especially when you consider the immense talent featured on the screen and behind the camera. This was Leo's worst, most forces, over-acted performance that I've ever seen. There was no suspense; no intrigue, no scary moments. We had most of it figured out within 30 minutes.
Leo showed up in the final scenes and the final reveal was moving, but it was far too little, far too late.
I just know I would have like to read my review before plunking down $50 to go see this movie.
My wife and I came away from this movie laughing, and not because of its comedic genius. This movie was terrible; especially when you consider the immense talent featured on the screen and behind the camera. This was Leo's worst, most forces, over-acted performance that I've ever seen. There was no suspense; no intrigue, no scary moments. We had most of it figured out within 30 minutes.
Leo showed up in the final scenes and the final reveal was moving, but it was far too little, far too late.
This movie gets a 3 for two reasons.
1. Denzel Washington is maybe the most watchable actor of all time. He is captivating. He stirs the viewer viscerally. He makes bad movies watchable, this being a prime example.
2. The cinematography is extraordinary. The camera angles, coloring, shadowing, CGI, and the over-all visuals of this movie are extremely cool.
As for all the rest, give me a break. The ending has a couple of plot twists that are intended to leave your mind spinning as the realization sets in. In actuality, you spend the next hour realizing how stupid they are, and how ridiculous they make the whole movie in retrospect. As you look back on the movie there is so much that is not plausible that it becomes impossible to buy into the world of this movie.
The acting of Gary Oldman and his band of baddies is clichéd and tired. Mila Kunis, while very hot and a decent actor, is miscast here and her character is ridiculous.
To say I can't wait for the sequel, "The Book of Mila", is to say that I enjoy colonoscopies.
1. Denzel Washington is maybe the most watchable actor of all time. He is captivating. He stirs the viewer viscerally. He makes bad movies watchable, this being a prime example.
2. The cinematography is extraordinary. The camera angles, coloring, shadowing, CGI, and the over-all visuals of this movie are extremely cool.
As for all the rest, give me a break. The ending has a couple of plot twists that are intended to leave your mind spinning as the realization sets in. In actuality, you spend the next hour realizing how stupid they are, and how ridiculous they make the whole movie in retrospect. As you look back on the movie there is so much that is not plausible that it becomes impossible to buy into the world of this movie.
The acting of Gary Oldman and his band of baddies is clichéd and tired. Mila Kunis, while very hot and a decent actor, is miscast here and her character is ridiculous.
To say I can't wait for the sequel, "The Book of Mila", is to say that I enjoy colonoscopies.
This is definitely a movie to be enjoyed in the comfort of your own home. Turn off all the lights, put the kids to bed, crank up the surround sound, and put yourself in the actors shoes. This movie is off the charts creepy.
Yes, there are definitely several "come on" moments where that will require you to suspend logic in order to play along. Overall, this movie rocks.
For my wife and I, this was the fourth movie in four days. I saw 'Avatar' in the theater Sunday and was completely and totally blown away. Then, we were tortured, as we slogged our way through the painful experiences of 'Extract' and 'The Goods'. These two mind-numbingly bad movies waste talent and resources worse than the Unites States Congress.
Then last night, 'Paranormal Activity' put a fright in me that I hadn't experienced since I was a kid. I found myself saying a little prayer as I tried to fall asleep. And, when I strangely awoke at 4:44am for no apparent reason, falling back asleep was next to impossible.
Any movie that keeps me thinking about it the next day has on some level succeeded. This movie is definitely better than 'Blair Witch' or 'Cloverfield' or any of the other recent horror entries. I definitely recommend this movie.
Well done!
Yes, there are definitely several "come on" moments where that will require you to suspend logic in order to play along. Overall, this movie rocks.
For my wife and I, this was the fourth movie in four days. I saw 'Avatar' in the theater Sunday and was completely and totally blown away. Then, we were tortured, as we slogged our way through the painful experiences of 'Extract' and 'The Goods'. These two mind-numbingly bad movies waste talent and resources worse than the Unites States Congress.
Then last night, 'Paranormal Activity' put a fright in me that I hadn't experienced since I was a kid. I found myself saying a little prayer as I tried to fall asleep. And, when I strangely awoke at 4:44am for no apparent reason, falling back asleep was next to impossible.
Any movie that keeps me thinking about it the next day has on some level succeeded. This movie is definitely better than 'Blair Witch' or 'Cloverfield' or any of the other recent horror entries. I definitely recommend this movie.
Well done!