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Was hoping for a good flick, but alas, not happening here. Good performance by David T Jenkins, but I'm still trying to figure out what the story was. A less than glacial pace might have helped. Mystified by the high ratings this thing has until you realize they are all one review wonders. Another thing thats telling is the fact there are zero external reviews linked to this film.
SPOILERS IN MAIN BODY I don't understand a lot of the 5 and 6 star ratings other reviewers gave this film, only to say how really bad it was in their review. I won't make that mistake. This thing stinks. A 2 is generous.
SPOILERS AHEAD I thought Bourne and his clones were supposed to be smart? If it's me and I have a tracking device that I've dug out of my leg, I'm throwing it in a river, crushing it with a rock, burning it up in a fire. NOT cramming it down a wolf's throat. By the way, taping a PIE PLATE over the GPS tracking device WILL NOT block the signal since it emits a signal in a 360 degree pattern. Then there is the "haunted house" in the woods. When you have to show a spiral staircase shot in a house with someone walking down the stairs to answer a routine phone call just to fill screen time, you know your in trouble. Oh, wait I know how to make this better. Let's throw in a whole bunch of redundant flashbacks and fill in drivel regarding the other Bourne movies. not so good. okay let's go from running in the woods to flying a plane. Did he steal the plane? rent it? Hijack it? And, oh yeah, let's throw in a scene of Renner changing clothes in the woods next to a car. None of these "scenes" do ANYTHING to drive the story forward. This film is a good example of what's wrong with Hollywood today and tells YOU the average theater goer, just how totally stupid they think you are.
SPOILERS AHEAD I thought Bourne and his clones were supposed to be smart? If it's me and I have a tracking device that I've dug out of my leg, I'm throwing it in a river, crushing it with a rock, burning it up in a fire. NOT cramming it down a wolf's throat. By the way, taping a PIE PLATE over the GPS tracking device WILL NOT block the signal since it emits a signal in a 360 degree pattern. Then there is the "haunted house" in the woods. When you have to show a spiral staircase shot in a house with someone walking down the stairs to answer a routine phone call just to fill screen time, you know your in trouble. Oh, wait I know how to make this better. Let's throw in a whole bunch of redundant flashbacks and fill in drivel regarding the other Bourne movies. not so good. okay let's go from running in the woods to flying a plane. Did he steal the plane? rent it? Hijack it? And, oh yeah, let's throw in a scene of Renner changing clothes in the woods next to a car. None of these "scenes" do ANYTHING to drive the story forward. This film is a good example of what's wrong with Hollywood today and tells YOU the average theater goer, just how totally stupid they think you are.