lionlearn
Entrou em nov. de 2000
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Yes, MS. Stone has never looked or sounded better, but the film is at best illogical and rediculous. Which I might forgive, except that it's also unpleasant, virtually witless, ugly, sick and toxic to the spirit. I dunno. I guess everybody who's wanted to has seen it by now, but to those who haven't, haven't you got something better to do? Honestly?
I intentionally avoided the first "Intentions" because...
A) Any rip-off of "Dangerous Liasions" is destined for oblivion and B) How can seventeen year-olds this wealthy already be so bored with life they must concoct sex games only the most jaded, dirty old folks could muster? ( Then again we're living in the Age of Acceleration, so perhaps I'm behind the times. )
So I caught "Cruel Intentions 2" on Cinemax, not having any pre-conceived prejudices, ( since this one's not based on anything other than it's own formula ) and got what I expected; A smarmy, mean-spirited, soulless, delicious, quasi-erotic, funny, shamelessly amoral, entertaining waste of ninety minutes.
I can't say I "liked" it, but it did fertilize my hedonistic, narcissistic shadow self.
I mean, what hot-blooded straight male wouldn't love to get in a trist with his red-hot stepsister, her best friend, AND conquer the Virgin who discovers she really IS "that kind of girl" after all? To not catch anything? To not get pregnant? To feel no guilt? Not to mention A $10,000 a week allowance? Where do I sign up?
Anyway, there is a kind of "Whose-f***kin' who?" intrigue here, but the "twist" is pretty damn easy to spot, and don't expect an entirely satisfying conclusion, since "CI2" was supposed to be a cable series that was axed before it even had a chance to see daylight, so there's narrative holes aplenty.
But be warned, this is the kind of material the Southern Baptist Convention would barbecue the negatives to if they got their hands on it.
A) Any rip-off of "Dangerous Liasions" is destined for oblivion and B) How can seventeen year-olds this wealthy already be so bored with life they must concoct sex games only the most jaded, dirty old folks could muster? ( Then again we're living in the Age of Acceleration, so perhaps I'm behind the times. )
So I caught "Cruel Intentions 2" on Cinemax, not having any pre-conceived prejudices, ( since this one's not based on anything other than it's own formula ) and got what I expected; A smarmy, mean-spirited, soulless, delicious, quasi-erotic, funny, shamelessly amoral, entertaining waste of ninety minutes.
I can't say I "liked" it, but it did fertilize my hedonistic, narcissistic shadow self.
I mean, what hot-blooded straight male wouldn't love to get in a trist with his red-hot stepsister, her best friend, AND conquer the Virgin who discovers she really IS "that kind of girl" after all? To not catch anything? To not get pregnant? To feel no guilt? Not to mention A $10,000 a week allowance? Where do I sign up?
Anyway, there is a kind of "Whose-f***kin' who?" intrigue here, but the "twist" is pretty damn easy to spot, and don't expect an entirely satisfying conclusion, since "CI2" was supposed to be a cable series that was axed before it even had a chance to see daylight, so there's narrative holes aplenty.
But be warned, this is the kind of material the Southern Baptist Convention would barbecue the negatives to if they got their hands on it.