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Nem Vem, José

Título original: No Way Jose
  • 2015
  • R
  • 1 h 37 min
AVALIAÇÃO DA IMDb
4,5/10
812
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Nem Vem, José (2015)
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Comedy

Adicionar um enredo no seu idiomaJose Stern, an erstwhile indie-rocker relegated to playing children's birthday parties, is on the verge of turning 40 and at a crossroads in his life.Jose Stern, an erstwhile indie-rocker relegated to playing children's birthday parties, is on the verge of turning 40 and at a crossroads in his life.Jose Stern, an erstwhile indie-rocker relegated to playing children's birthday parties, is on the verge of turning 40 and at a crossroads in his life.

  • Direção
    • Adam Goldberg
  • Roteiristas
    • Adam Goldberg
    • Sarah Kate Levy
  • Artistas
    • Emily Osment
    • Gillian Jacobs
    • Adam Goldberg
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  • AVALIAÇÃO DA IMDb
    4,5/10
    812
    SUA AVALIAÇÃO
    • Direção
      • Adam Goldberg
    • Roteiristas
      • Adam Goldberg
      • Sarah Kate Levy
    • Artistas
      • Emily Osment
      • Gillian Jacobs
      • Adam Goldberg
    • 13Avaliações de usuários
    • 7Avaliações da crítica
  • Veja as informações de produção no IMDbPro
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    Emily Osment
    Emily Osment
    • Summer
    Gillian Jacobs
    Gillian Jacobs
    • Penny
    Adam Goldberg
    Adam Goldberg
    • Jose
    Brendan Hines
    Brendan Hines
    • Dr. Steve
    Ahna O'Reilly
    Ahna O'Reilly
    • Dusty
    Anna Belknap
    Anna Belknap
    • Kate
    Pat Healy
    Pat Healy
    • Lawrence
    Eric Siegel
    Eric Siegel
    • Gabe
    Kit Willesee
    • Shy Performer
    Greg Pritikin
    Greg Pritikin
    • Mickey
    Lesley Wolff
    Lesley Wolff
    • Summer's Mom
    Yousef Abu-Taleb
    Yousef Abu-Taleb
    • Officer Reilly
    Heather Lynch
    Heather Lynch
    • Party Guest
    Dashiell McGaha-Schletter
    Dashiell McGaha-Schletter
    • Emerson
    Zoe McGaha-Schletter
    Zoe McGaha-Schletter
    • Piano Student
    John Druska
    John Druska
    • 25 Year Old Driver
    Lola Palermo
    • Fairy Princess…
    Brandon Wengrzynek
    Brandon Wengrzynek
    • E.M.T.
    • Direção
      • Adam Goldberg
    • Roteiristas
      • Adam Goldberg
      • Sarah Kate Levy
    • Elenco e equipe completos
    • Produção, bilheteria e muito mais no IMDbPro

    Avaliações de usuários13

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    2cekadah

    Jose -- go away

    Flop is the first word I thought after seeing this movie.

    Honestly I'm at a lose for words because Jose the main character in this story went from frustrated over aged rocker wannabe, to child molester, to chronic psychological neck pain patient, to inhibited boyfriend, to just a lot of talk with his fellow frustrated over aged rocker wannabe's.

    And then the constant news feed of crime and violence in Mexico where Jose and his former but still attached girlfriend wanted to go for their honeymoon but she kicked him out because she discovered a long ago 'mistake' Jose got in trouble doing, and what was the purpose of the half-sister, and the pool woman?

    The movie is like a balled up tangled string and all of Jose antics and talking can't undo the knots.
    Israel-Hechem

    Log in just to say: this sucks

    Worst movie that i've ever seen, really, and i'm 48. OK you ask for 10 lines text. this is the worst movie not funny not interesting not even clever he thinks he is some kind of genius, and he is just dumb. Don't even try to watch this senseless movie. Who paid for the make of this corpse? This guy should work somewhere else, like a mcdonalds or 7 eleven Stop thinking you are funny Goldberg, you are the joke. Why you keep asking for ten lines? is not enough suffering whit this atrocious movie? God i hope he will never try to make another piece of garbage like this one. Respect yourself Goldberg and go back to your moms house and finish your high school. i hope you can find peace someday because this movie is a real fraud.
    6pauldeg-37971

    Where are all the men?

    I gave this a 6 not because of Jose but because of the surrounding characters her gave the film some intelligence and reality. I just wanted to slap Jose around the ears. I don't believe you have to spend years with a woman to work out if you love her or not and this pathetic character has done that multiple times with no result. Yes kids can be messy and difficult and unpredictable but the love and joy that that come with them and someone you love, far outweighs what car or house you have or even how poignant you think your music is. Jose seems to me to be the most woefully inept version of a man that there is.
    1pixiopattle

    A visual catastrophe

    I'm writing this while the movie is running on Movie Central in Canada.

    Gosh, this is terrible, terrible, terrible. I'm not talking about story or plot or acting: Just what the picture looks like. Yes, it's a low budget movie, but I've seen better -- much better -- visual quality in undercover documentaries and home movies shot on iPhones and GoPros. The framing of the shots in 16:9 is worse than bad (sometimes, half of the actor's heads were cut off horizontally -- one can tell that common top for concurrent release in 4:3, 16:9 or 1:2.35 formats was never a consideration), and often out of focus (ever heard of depth-of field or lighting control?). Shots and counter shots in dialogues lack integrity in terms of color, contrast and focus -- and, if it weren't for actors wearing the same cloths through the shots, one would guess that different scenes were hacked together.

    In inside shots, one can see the overhead microphone boom reflected in the glass of the patio door -- which wouldn't be all that bad if the mike position was static, but one can see how the mike was pointed at the actors as the dialogue moves along between actors, and seeing such visual artifacts totally took me out of the movie. Yuck.

    Oh, yes, and then there's tripod shot contrasted with jittery hand- held shots without steady-cam. It must be cool to say FU to an audience that is supposed to make work commercially viable.

    As I said: Terrible, terrible, terrible. But, hey, if you happen to be a visual masochist, you actually may enjoy a movie that looks like a failed high school project. I hope Goldberg gets a chance to make more movies -- but he needs (and deserves?) much better people behind the camera and in the editing room, specifically, he needs people with a sense of aesthetics, and enough trained skills to create visually pleasing images. For all I know, it's eye candy that sells movies even if the story is bad, but the lack of eye candy kills any good story. Else, it's just a radio play.

    In a nutshell: I believe that the people handling cameras and managing post owe it to the actors to make them look as good as possible -- which certainly hasn't happened here. That being said, nobody looks as bad (or out of focus) as much as Goldberg himself. The movie leaves me guessing if he wanted to commit visual suicide. Bad as it is, there were some (but not enough) good shots in the movie: The underwater shots in the pool consistently were very nice quality and better than the movie as a whole.

    OK, the movie's over. Here are the culprits listed in the credits:

    'A' camera operator: Mark Putnam

    'B' camera operator: Jonathan Bruno

    1st assistant 'A' camera: Michael Gonzales

    2nd assistant 'A' camera: Alicia Pharris

    1st assistant 'B' camera: Ludovico Isidori

    Additional 'B' camera operator: Monika Lenczewska

    Additional camera operators:Greg Cotten, Ian Benham, Nich Musco, Adam Goldberg

    Additional 1st Assistant camera operators: Tyler Harrison, Justin Kane, Adam Dorris

    Underwater camera operator: Boyd Hobbs (Kudos! As mentionend above).

    Digital Imaging Technician: Michael Halper

    Video Assist: Lou Spadaccini

    Additional Video Assist: Jorden Kadovitz
    1djmattn

    OMG!

    The story, so-called acting, soundtrack / music, unfunny dialogue, directing, cinematography, etc, etc Sucked major big time. Trgic, tragic, tragic, tragic and totally pathetic. AG and the rest of the crew actually paid themselves? Oy...

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      Whilst talking to Dusty in bed, the left side of Jose's nasal strip loses its adhesiveness and comes loose. In the next scene, when Jose gets out of bed, the right side of the nasal strip is seen to have come loose instead.

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    • Data de lançamento
      • 7 de julho de 2015 (Estados Unidos da América)
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