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Absolute killer movie ;). If you like to have some good belly laughs ,while enjoying some wacky characters, and enjoying catchy songs and campy vibes ... then you'll enjoy this film.

The cast and crew did such an epic job bringing this film together and hearing the backstory made it even more fabulous. The campiness shines bright with the supporting cast and the belly laughs are real. The evil Jackalope brings the scares, but there's a lightheartedness throughout making this film perfect for those who can't even handle the scary parts of a Disney movie.

Some big laughs, kitschy songs & dances, not-so-cuddly bunnies, great characters, and a ton of FUN! Rocky Horror Picture show but for Easter.

Needless to say that I had never even heard about this 2024 horror comedy movie titled "Easter Bloody Easter" from director Diane Foster (whom played Jeanie Cooper in the movie) and writer Allison Lobel (whom played Mary Lou in the movie). But stumbling upon the movie right up to the Easter holidays, of course it was appropriate to sit down and watch it. And of course, with it being a horror movie that I hadn't already seen, then I would sit down and watch it nonetheless.

The first thing that drew me to pick up the movie was its cover. I really liked the cover for this horror comedy movie. It was just brilliantly made.

The storyline, from writer Allison Lobel, was actually an enjoyable and entertaining one. It was a script that combined elements of horror and comedy quite well. And that made "Easter Bloody Easter" quite a nice surprise of a movie.

Of course I wasn't familiar with a single actress or actor on the cast list. But I have to say that the cast ensemble definitely put on good performances throughout the course of the movie. Leading actresses Diane Foster and Kelly Grant carried the movie quite well.

I have to say that the production value of "Easter Bloody Easter" was definitely far better than what I was expecting from a movie with such a title.

The furry bunnies with the glowing eyes were just hilarious. I loved them so much, because they definitely brought some good laughs to the movie.

There is a good amount of blood and gore throughout the course of the movie, which definitely was a nice touch, and it helped to make the movie all the more fun to watch.

"Easter Bloody Easter" is a fun horror comedy, and it is actually well-worth taking the 103 minutes to sit down and watch. I was genuinely entertained throughout the course of the movie and had some good laughs along the way.

My rating of "Easter Bloody Easter" lands on a six out of ten stars.

This is a movie that I got the chance to see via a screener thanks to Justin Cook. Now the title made me think of Christmas Bloody Christmas, so I wouldn't be shocked to learn they're playing off that. Seeing that this was an Easter horror movie and reading the press release, I decided to give this a watch. It also doesn't hurt that this is a 2024 horror film either.

Synopsis: a woman must protect her small town from the Jackalope and his army of devilish bunnies as they embark on a murder spree over the Easter weekend.

We are following Jeanie Cooper (Diane Foster). She's been struggling since her husband, Lance (D'Andre Noiré), left. There's more to what happened there, but he has just disappeared. To cope with this, she turns to drinking. Her friend Carol (Kelly Grant) is trying to get her out of her funk by having her come to church.

It is there that we meet Mary Lou (Allison Lobel). She's the head of the committee setting up the upcoming Easter celebration. She is insufferable as well. She is friends with Sally (Caitlin Oden) and Beatrice Bunny (Levi Austin Morris). Sally does the work without the credit. Getting everything ready is stressing out Mary Lou, who takes it out on her husband, Eugene (Miles Cooper).

Something I left out though, there is an opening scene where a couple of teens were going to have sex in a storage room in the church. They were attacked by a creature, killing them both. This area turns out to have a legend about the Jackalope (Jamie B. Cline) attacking people around Easter. No one believes it anymore and the supposed attacks all happened about 150 years ago. The only one who does is a conspiracy theorist named Sam (Zach Kanner). He tells the history that this entity is a shapeshifter, like a werewolf. To become cursed, you need to bite it. This entity can also control rabbits as well.

Jeanie gets called out by the sheriff, played by Richard Rivera, to the outskirts of town. Lance's truck was found with blood, fur and an Easter egg on the dashboard. She turns to Sam as she knows something nefarious has happened. There are other attacks around town. Carol and then Megan (Zuri Starks), who also believes, try to help Jeanie. First, they want to stop the Easter events, but the sheriff and Mayor Lou (Adam Slemon) ignore them. As the bodies mount though, there isn't much that they can do. They need to find out who Jackalope is and stop them before it is too late.

That is where I'll leave my recap and introduction to the characters. Where I want to start is that this is a fun movie that you're not supposed to take seriously. There are comedic elements used throughout. When the Jackalope controls rabbits, they're stuffed animals with glowing eyes. What I do like though is that there are serious aspects here as well. While watching this, it struck me that we're getting a combination of Jaws meeting Silver Bullet.

Let me then start delving more into what we're getting here. This takes place in a small town in Texas. That makes sense with how religious these people are, being in the bible belt. What I love there is that this is also poking fun at how they're violating their own religion. Mary Lou is lustful toward Lance. She is also prideful. The minister of the town is drinking. They also have murders happening and they won't postpone the events. This feels like Jaws where the town won't shut down the beaches, despite that leading to more attacks. It is putting people together here so the Jackalope can attack.

I did find it hilarious that this is what the monster is here. My first introduction to this animal was through my uncle who likes to see how far he can run with a joke. He has a rabbit with antlers mounted on his wall and he tried to get me to believe that it was real. I like the back-story that we learn where the original attacks were done by a person who made a deal with Satan to ensure that the Easter events happened. In turn, she was changed into this beast. They went practical with the look for the most part. I do like that the antlers are used in at least one attack. This shifts to Silver Bullet here where Megan has a rabbit's foot on a necklace. She claimed it was from a Jackalope. This gives Jeanie the idea that they're looking for someone missing a foot. We learn that when a limb is removed, this monster can regenerate it. It would take time to grow back though, making me think of how they figured out who the werewolf was in that other movie. This doesn't necessarily pay off like I would have hoped, but I still like it to progress story elements.

Then to finish my thoughts on the story, I thought that what they do there is fine. My problem will pull in filmmaking as this runs too long. I saw that this is running at 105 minutes. About 8 of those are credits, bringing this closer to an hour and half. I think this would be better to be about 80. There are a few scenes where a band or someone is singing that I don't know if we need. This hooks me with the opening kill and then I'm there for the mystery. The problem is that the climax takes too long to get it. I think just trimming it a bit would help it run tighter.

Let's then go through the rest of the filmmaking. The cinematography is fine here. They do well to hide things when it comes to practical effects, which works. I did find it funny that all the normal rabbits that are being controlled are stuff animals with glowing eyes. We get decent gore from attacks done by the Jackalope. I did like the practical approach to the monster. My only issues with the effects come from the use of blood spray with CGI. I'm not a fan there. Other than that, the soundtrack is fine. There is a live band that is playing a couple of songs that fit what was needed. We also get Foster singing late in the movie. She has a good voice.

All that is left then is acting. What works best here is characters being suspicious or creepy that made me think they could be this creature. It is a shapeshifter so that makes sense. Foster is good as our lead. She turns to drinking to cope with Lance leaving which in turn causes her to blackout and not remember things. That could make her the Jackalope. Grant is good as her friend. Lobel is great as this church going woman who doesn't fully follow the religion. I did like that she wrote this and it is intentional for the character. Starks is solid as this hunter of the creature. Noiré, Kanner, Cooper, Gavin K Lee, Slemon, Oden and the rest of the cast rounded this out for what was needed. Credit to Cline for being inside of the Jackalope costume.

In conclusion, I'm not necessarily the target audience. That's not to say that I didn't have a good time here. This does well in bringing the horror while blending it with comedy. I'm just not the biggest fan there since I think we get more of the latter. I did like the mythology that they introduced. It does well in sticking to that as well, especially where things end up. The acting was solid in bringing these characters to life. This is made well enough. I'm not going to harp there since this is working with a lower budget. Using stuffed rabbits was funny. The look of the Jackalope was good. It is on the cheap side but there's charm by doing it practically. Not one that I could recommend to everyone. You need to enjoy comedy/horror. This is one to watch with friends with drinks or if you're into this lower budget stuff.

My Rating: 5 out of 10.

Trying to prepare for their annual Easter celebrations, a woman and her friend are convinced a swarm of killer rabbits are loose in the town under the command of a vicious killer bunny looking to seek revenge for what the town did to it years ago and must stop the creature from overtaking the area.

This was a rather fun silly genre effort. Among the better aspects of this one is the standout sense of goofy humor throughout here that helps to leave an appropriately light attitude. The way the whole story starts with the discovery of the dead bodies and the connection with the giant killer rabbit being reawakened and going off on a revenge rampage for what was originally done to it serves as a fine way to get a clue to how ridiculous the central premise is going to be with trying to believe the idea that a gigantic killer rabbit was on the loose and bringing onboard other local rabbits to do it's bidding gives that quite a lot to like. The rest of this, with the exaggerated small-town personalities taken to an extreme degree, the quips and comebacks, and the general reaction to the situations present all work together as well to provide the film with a solid atmosphere throughout here. This helps to give the film a great base for the equally enjoyable creature attacks. Starting with the opening attack on the kids in the Church basement that brings a silly puppet for the killer rabbit, the series of attacks and confrontations featured here provide far more fun with the use of plush puppet rabbits to show the creatures running wild in the town ahead of the massive humanoid rabbit that goes around finishing people off. The attacks here are fun, with the standout sequence at the town-wide Easter Egg Hunt featuring quite a lot to like where both sets are utilized to great effect as everything sets into place a furious blend of hysterical plush swarming and slasher-style gore from the main killer. The final battle out in the woods is just as much fun with the various sets of creatures being involved to go along perfectly well with the comedic action here to have quite a lot to like with this. There isn't much to dislike here as the few flaws are barely detrimental. The main issue is the rather obvious one in that the sense of comedy and humor on display might not be all too favorable for everyone. The silly factor is quite high here with the general storyline and special effects work that carries the comedy and it's not always possible for everyone to laugh at everything due to a personal preference for how these factors land. Watching plush rabbit toys and other types of costumes for the creatures due to the low budget on display might be a thing not all out there will appreciate, while the other issue here might be a more universal factor in the slightly overlong length for its running time. Some of the scenes run on way too long simply for the sake of a joke while others are just not necessary and don't need to be there so there are some drawbacks to be had with this one depending on how you stand with some of these issues.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence and Graphic Language.

The whole time I was watching this I was wondering did the main actors write this film just so they could be in it? It seems like yes, they did It had the potential to be a good funny film, but it just wasn't. At times it was funny, but pretty much only 15 minutes of the film was decent, the rest just seemed like they needed to fill time with pointless dialogue.

For some reason it had singing in it, didn't really add anything.

I'm only rating it a 4 because that 15 minutes was quite funny, the actors weren't too bad and the little rabbits were also quite funny, but I wouldn't particularly recommend this film.