Amityville Frankenstein

This is a weird one. It has multiple layers of meta that make it confusing to watch. There's a movie within a movie that is supposedly based on some game I have never heard of about bungling thieves. A guy gets electrocuted for what seems like about an hour. There's a Frankenstein. It's so chopped up and fragmented that I wouldn't have been able to figure out what it's supposed to be about without the description. Then there's a horror show that is showing the movie. Then there's Shawn C Phillips playing a character also named Shawn C watching the horror show while commenting on it and crapping his pants. This goes on for a while. Then the horror show ends and they show a movie called I Sip Tea While Tea While Watching You Die Slowly (or something like that) where a guy sips tea while watching another guy die slowly. This part is pure filler to get it to feature length.

I have no idea why this movie is made the way it is except that it was probably really cheap. The movie in a movie is probably one of the director's other movies. I am guessing that Phillips is just filming in his house. He has an impressive movie collection anyway. It's the only impressive thing in the movie.

I have seen the whole thing and I don't know why it has Amityville in the title.

In a sea of abysmal gutter trash Amityville films, Amityville Frankenstein tries very seriously to be at the bottom of the barrel.

Based on a game where two dumb burglars search a warehouse for a watch, they knew they didn't have enough for a film there so they got Shaun C Phillips to record himself rambling on before watching a horror show on tv that is the burglars. Then Frankenstein gets electrocuted for several minutes but does nothing. Then the next show comes on which is literally just a fat dude grunting with a belt on his fingers while some guy drinks coffee and watches for 10 minutes.

Just like the worst film in this 'series', the abysmal Amityville Hex, there was literally zero care or effort put into this. These a holes just wanted enough runtime to put it up on Tubi. The hack director has three more coming out. God help us.