Adicionar um enredo no seu idiomaA group of women hatch a plan to take down the top global financial systems.A group of women hatch a plan to take down the top global financial systems.A group of women hatch a plan to take down the top global financial systems.
- Sarah Lanchaster
- (as Caroline Elise Ellis)
Avaliações em destaque
The plot holes are massive. I mean you would have to suspend all reality of society to believe some of the things that occur to set up the "story" or "plot" or whatever this thing is.
The "plot" is allegorical and so basic. Why do films like this even get made? How do scripts like this get financed? Black mail? I don't get it. Even the acting isn't great.
There are other parts where you will just shake your head and ask: Why. That's the main question. This is utter nonsense. Unless you're into watching a plot that moves in ways that confuse you and make you annoyed, I would avoid this movie. Not good.
Loses one star for not having a sex scene where they say "I'm in".
Otherwise this was an effing masterpiece. You've got all the classic characters: The girl who doesn't know whats happening and never does.
The girl who you can't understand a freaking word she says.
The girl who gives weird scary horror proclamations about her death, and knows ninja stuff.
The guy in the hat who watches them swim.
Also the supporting cast wasn't afraid to get weird. I can tell they were trying to be goofy in spots and it either lands and is brilliant or doesn't and is hilarious because of that.
Must watch.
Now, about the "film" itself. It's supposed to be a comedy.... I guess? It's painfully unfunny and unentertaining. The so-called bikini hackers for the most part look terrible in their bikinis. The lead one is nearly unintelligible as she struggles through her lines. In fact, the movie is so amateurish that in many instances, the same lines are repeated in different camera angles due to poor editing!
Avoid.
That said, this takes the concept to a new level of rubbish. Hackers not interested in hacking, the totally absurde lack of clothing, the high pitched voice of the main actor causing head aches and also the script that had less depth than an 8 page kids cartoon.
Do save yourself the time and avoid this one at all cost. It's too bad to even be so bad it's entertaining.
Você sabia?
- CuriosidadesInexplicably, the young actress who provides the eye candy throughout this madcap movie, Jessica Egg, doesn't get credited again at the end when the full cast list appears. Here on IMDb, on this movie's page, she isn't even listed. The name Jessica Egg on IMDb is as of November 2023 simply a blank entry. Googling Bikini Hackers, opening up sites elsewhere, reveals the actress' name listed as Jazz Eggert, lots more plausible. It can safely be said that without Jessica "Jazz" Eggert in her skimpy bikini, this so-called movie would otherwise have been, to put it bluntly, worthless. It may remain forever unknown why this movie's very likable little jewel isn't credited properly.
- Erros de gravaçãoCinematography credit gets given misspelled as Cinemtography Gregory Hatanaka.
- Citações
[first lines]
Lana Joke: [at swimming pool] Hi. Sorry.
[water splashing]
Lana Joke: I like to get an early morning swim in.
Sarah Lanchaster: You've got a *really* nice place.
Lana Joke: Oh, thank you. I mean, it's rented, and, uh, I have roommates, but... thank you. Uh, would you like some breakfast, maybe?
Sarah Lanchaster: Who am I to say no?
[Lana giggles, and walks out in front, providing Sarah with the enticing view of her delectable rear]
Lana Joke: [in the kitchen] Would you like some fresh fruit from the exotic Orient?
Sarah Lanchaster: Who am I to say no?
Lana Joke: [giggles] I... will have you know... I took tramp steamer six months across the Atlantic. Herd of elephant to the field of Siam to get these as fresh as possible to you.
Sarah Lanchaster: [scoffs] Wow.
Lana Joke: That's a lie. I went to the greengrocer.
[giggles]
Sarah Lanchaster: Wow. The greengrocer?
[looks at computer on dining room table]
Lana Joke: Oh, you might have noticed that.
Sarah Lanchaster: Yeah.
Lana Joke: That's a computer.
Sarah Lanchaster: Oh, yeah, I'm aware.
[Lana giggles]
Lana Joke: I need it for work, but I hate that thing, honestly. But I love working on it in a bikini.
Sarah Lanchaster: Yeah, you look really good in a bikini.
Lana Joke: Thank you. You know, on the Net no one knows that you're a twenty...
[giggles]
Lana Joke: twenty-one year old girl in a bikini that, like,
[snickers]
Lana Joke: you know, that likes to spend the day outside by the pool most of the day.
Sarah Lanchaster: Uh, well, you look good in a bikini.
Lana Joke: Thank you.
Sarah Lanchaster: I'm sure that you're *very* professional, and that some organization values you very much.
Lana Joke: [little snicker of appreciation] Well, could you get that for me?
Sarah Lanchaster: Get what?
Lana Joke: It's like a pad or what, it's got something written on it. Hmm. Eric Johnson. He's the Vice President of Second National Bank of England. It's, like, you know, the biggest bank in the world. Bigger than the First.
Sarah Lanchaster: Uhm... Okay.
Lana Joke: [types on computer keyboard] And, huh! And we're in!
- Cenas durante ou pós-créditosThis movie is dedicated to the brave men, women, and people who fight the system each day in their own way. Know that your day in the pool is coming and when it comes... wear sunscreen.
- ConexõesReferenced in dewlover420's Commentary: Watching Bikini Hackers (So You Don't Have To) (2023)
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- Tempo de duração1 hora 6 minutos
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