Vida Sobre Rodas

That, pretty much, is what one of the main characters of this atrocity sounds like, in text form. I can't say this movie is the absolute worst thing I've ever seen. I even laughed a few times from its sheer stupidity, making it range into the "So bad it's good" category, but it still sucks, which is why I'm giving it a 3 out of 10 instead of, I dunno, a 7. It has all these characters, who are all cars. Now, where in the world did I hear that idea before? It also takes place in the desert. Oh my God! Where could that have been spawned from? It also features a car who learns his lesson at the end. Jesus Christ! I know this came from somewhere! That's right, it's a shameless ripoff of "Cars", which is one of my favorite movies of all time. This is upon a series of crappy animated flicks that are complete ripoffs of other, more superior flicks, and don't even try to hide it. It features the same general character idea, the same settings, the same plot idea. I will eventually review Ratatoing, Kis Vuk, and others of the kind, if I can get a copy of it.

Everything about this is awful. Each character is utterly detestable, but the pink car is officially THE WORST and most annoying character to ever be shown in all of media. No offence to the woman who did the voice acting, but honestly it is physically painful to listen to.

To be honest though, the dad car, the main car, and the weird murderer car were almost just as bad.

To give it one positive, at least it is mercifully short at only 40 minutes. Still that is too long, considering nothing actually happens in the film, and it somehow manages to be confusing.

Overall this is one of the absolute worst things ever created by man. 0/10.

I need bleach my ears burn because of THAT ONE DAMN CARS VOICE I WOULD GREATLY APRECIATE A FLAMETHROWER TO BURN ALL COPIES IN EXISTENCE.

Congratulations, this movie wins the worst animated movie award. I don't know what to talk about because this movie hasn't any story. It is just random events and his dad calling him Sparky 1000 times. Oh yes and yellow car is stoned. P.S. Wait,Sparky is woman???

I still am debating what is the worst Cars RIP off. But there are so many of these that I can only go by what I watched. I watched Cargo, Little Cars, and A Car's Life...and I still do not know.

But this thing here...this thing was horrifying to watch, mostly because of the animation. The animation is one of the worst I ever seen. I heard this movie was made by one person, but that does not change the fact that my first frame-by-frame animation project (that took me 3 days to do) looks better than this. The characters are ugly and annoying, there is no story...everything is awful pretty much. And for some reason at the beginning of the movie, the annoying red car was about to flipping sing....saying "I wish...I could be...". You wish you could be what?! This movie can burn in hell.