Eu Odeio Histórias de Amor

Imran Khan looks deliciously cute. Sonam Kapoor serves rom com heroine goals. The music is phenomenal. The cinematography is top notch. Yes the story and characters are a bit cliche, but the treatment is fun and new.

Man! This movie was so boring. The best part about it was the trailer. It went downhill from there. For a movie trying to be a spoof on love stories, it bombed by stating how much it hates luv stories ... constantly! It just drags, the film should have been half its size. The main problem is that nothing happens! They keep repeating the same point over and over again. Also there was no real chemistry between the lead pair.

There were a few funny dialogues but not enough to save the film. Imran Khan delivers his dialogues really well (except for a couple of scenes where I thought he actually wanted to laugh). Sonam should hang up her acting hat. She wouldn't know how to say a sentence with emotion if it came and bit her in the you know where.

Best advice: stay at home. watch it when it comes on TV, so that you can change the channel, when you see Imran doing the same thing for the 237th time.

This is a nice movie stop trying to judge someones acting, good effort by sonam kapoor and imran khan.love you guys ......dogs always bark.ignore them

'I hate luv story' seems like to make an attempt to make a cool film but it fails certainly. It has the same old story with no exceptions. A boring story can sometimes be compensated by good performances but it is not the case with IHLS. I was waiting for the film but it disappointed me. Some scenes specially seems like to be shot in a hurry. Scenes where Imran proposes Sonal were executed badly. Dialogue delivery was below average. Direction was average. I think Imran took it more casually as he can do better for sure. Sonal's acting was OK. With all these negative points, there were a few good comic dialogs and some good songs. That is it. Overall an average flick. I can say I hate I hate love stories.

...then don't bother.

First, the actors. Sonam Kapoor has the IQ of a paper bag. And that's when I'm drunk enough not to notice. It's so bad it actually shows anytime she's not flashing her perfect whites. First day in acting school: Don't make it look like you're acting. Looks like someone was absent. Imran Khan showed great promise in Jaane tu... Here he's a clichéd wannabe. The jokes are forced and everything else seems artificial. What the fungus, dude?

Second, the premise. Confused Boy + Girl. Confused Girl + Boy. And every single love story platitude thrown in the middle. That with the grating self promotional music everywhere. We get it, Mr. Johar, you're a fan. Of yourself.

Third, the bulls***. Do you really meet on strategically placed rocks every time you need to have a serious relationship talk? And Raj, are you FRIGGIN' BLIND? Also, why are beautiful women (read:Giselle) so irritating? Is there a law?

I'm a little sad that the quality of Indian Cinema has dropped to this level. I wish they'd start putting in a little more intelligence in their movies over simple polish. Would love to sit through a movie that didn't make me want to strangle defenseless rabbits in slow motion.

2 out of 10. 1 for the fat guy with the sexist humour.