Maskerade

Another slasher film. They still make them, I still buy them for about 10 pence. This one involves an annoying couple who have just bought a house that needs a bit of fixing up. You know, a bit of re-wiring, some double glazing. They might want to think about getting rid of undead serial killer in the back garden too.

No serial killer is worth anything unless he has some victims, so this couple's annoying mates show up to get killed. You know the type – They're younger than you, better looking than you, have more sex than you. Kind of makes you want to kill them, remove their faces, and wear them as masks yourselves.

So just like recent slasher films such as Stitches (okay), Blood Cabin (good), Madison County (pretty poor), The Bunnyman (ok) and The Rockville Ripper (ok), the killer chases folks around the house/barn/garden, they get the drop on him and fail to do anything about, blah blah you know the drill. Nothing much new to see here, although the 'using the victims faces as masks' thing kind of works.

I know they remade Friday 13th, but Mask Maker feels almost like they've remade the remake. Seriously, 'modern' slasher films, i.e. those with a - seemingly - indestructible undead serial killer have been around for nearly forty years, yet, in that time, film-makers don't seem to have been able to come up with anything more inspiring that 'teenage couples have sex and die.' If any couple partakes in pre-marital sex, you can write them off the cast list (same goes for any nudity at all).

Mask Maker is about your average undead serial killer, stalking a load of annoyingly-attractive American teens in a big house two of them have recently bought. There are attempts at explaining why he's undead, but it doesn't really matter. His 'gimmick' is that he doesn't really have a face and he rips off victims' faces and uses them as his own (didn't they do that in Texas Chainsaw?). It's worth noting that if you're wearing an ill-fitting, blood-soaked, torn-off mask of someone, all your friends will instantly think you're really them and not bother asking questions until you've hacked them to bits.

Talking about hacking people to bits, the death scenes are particularly uninspiring. Yes, there's a bit of blood, but nothing very original.

It's predictable too. No major plot surprises here. The clichés come thick and fast, especially with the 'locals who always know something' about the horror that is to come.

Basically, if you're into films with undead killers stalking dumb teens, just stick to Friday 13th. It may be a little old by now, but it's still better than this.

Oh, and if you're thinking of buying a property, get your solicitor to check that no psychotic undead serial killers aren't buried somewhere on the premises. If you find out there are, I recommend returning to the estate agents and looking for somewhere else.

When Jen's boyfriend buys her an old farm house sitting on top of 40 acres, she's at first mortified that he'd be so utterly stupid' but when she sees how hurt this makes him, she attempts to make the most of it not knowing that the child of the previous occupants still resides around the area and I've very productive of his mom old house.

Tired, generic slasher derivative that brings nothing at all new to the table. The back-story is a rather small variation of Jason Vorhees, the kills which one would think would be where Inovation could at least peek through is sadly lacking, almost every kill is mainly the same. I'd be hard pressed to even recommend this movie even to slasher genre aficionado, much less anyone else..

Eye Candy: Mariah Bonner shows some T&A, Anabella Casanove is briefly topless

A witty script and an appealing cast almost save this otherwise rote slasher movie. A college business student gets a suspiciously good deal on a spooky empty old house in the country and buys it for his less-than-impressed girlfriend. The place is filled with valuable antiques (a plot angle that goes nowhere). The local general store, called "Pluto's", is run by Michael Berryman, an inside joke for THE HILLS HAVE EYES fans. The boyfriend notices a graveyard in back of the house and immediately elects to start wrecking it. He pulls a large ornamental pole out of a grave for no reason, inadvertantly resurrecting a mad slasher named Leonard who killed everybody in sight some 25 years before. One of the house's previous occupants was a woman who spoke French, which is sufficient to qualify her as a cliche' evil foreigner with magic powers. The typical gang of friends arrives to help renovate the place and to give the killer some people to bump off. The murderer is an unoriginal blend of Leatherface (a mentally ill victim of a childhood disease that caused his face to fall off, he peels the faces off his victims and wears them as masks), Jason Voorhees (he's a reanimated corpse with a mama fixation and can be fooled and temporarily calmed down by the sight of a girl wearing his mother's old clothes) and even the killer from TERROR TRAIN (each time he kills, he's wearing the "mask" taken from his previous victim). They might as well have called him Leonardface. Disappointingly, his 'real' face is never shown even though there's a lot of talk about how ugly he is. Guess they couldn't come up with an adequate makeup design. He clomps around stabbing and decapitating everyone until the telegraphed, by-the-numbers "evil triumphs" ending, which is more out of place than usual in a movie with such lighthearted dialogue. The acting is good and the snappy patter makes this a highly entertaining movie for most of its running time, and even the gore effects, lighting and cinematography are well above average for an entry in the teenkill genre. It's a shame that depressing ending is tacked on there, making the entire film feel like a waste of time. If you liked HATCHET's blend of funny scripting and FRIDAY THE 13TH style murders, you might enjoy this too. It was shot under the title MASKERADE.

I had never actually heard of this movie before I watched it,so I had pretty low expectations....maybe that's why I enjoyed it as much as I did....Not that it's a masterpiece by any means, but it's worth checking out....The acting is fine, the special effects aren't bad, plus I always enjoy when they bring in a horror movie icon like Michael Berryman....If you're not overly critical,you might actually enjoy it......