Noah's Shark

It has an Ark. It has a shark. And cgi to compete with Vultures of Horror.

Can't wait for Noah, Heath, and Eli to do their thing to this movie.

Seems like a great contender for God Awful Movies.

My god i cannot start to say how bad that movie was.... why even bother producing such a bad bad bad movie with hyper bad FX zero talent so called actors.

Avoid at all cost.

Guess my title have said enough. My kids can do better at home with Adobe After Effects.

It is just not worth watching their home-like video show and fall asleep right from the start.

I am so disappointed in this. I came in with low expectations and somehow they were not only not met, but missed so poorly i can't put it into words. The lead actor, curly hair big nose, was dismal. He had no business being anywhere near a movie. Not acting, writing, editing, directing, even seeing a movie or a commercial for one on TV. I hated him in Jurassic Shark 2: Aquapocalypse, which was WAY BETTER THAN THIS! And I still hate him. Nobody wants to act. The woman who was the "arms dealer" or whatever can't deliver a line without laughing or do anything for that matter without cracking a smile. The budget, if there was one, couldn't have been higher than a KFC family meal and a fifth of Jack Daniels. This, is without a doubt, the worst film ever. Not just the worst in the PCU (Polonia Cinematic Universe), but the worst film to ever disgrace a screen.

Truly a masterpiece and a cornerstone in the progression of film as a medium for storytelling. The extremely meta attitude that the narrative shows is extremely metaphorical in its transformation of the famous great flood story from the bible. To be honest, the setting is so realistic that I now wonder if the bible is truly what happened.

This movie will make you question your own humanity and the value of humanity as a whole. "Should humanity make art", "does bad art relinquish our validity as a species. The existentialism that it follows is also extremely captivating,"should I watch", "how does one delete movies and the conception of them from reality" and "is life still worth living" are all topics explored deeply in your own psyche while watching this movie.

Even the people who find this movie to not suit their taste must acknowledge that this is truly one of the movies ever made.