Adicionar um enredo no seu idiomaThe California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.
- Direção
- Roteirista
- Artistas
- Emma MacNeil
- (as Deborah Gibson)
- Takeo
- (as Michael The)
- Marine Biologist
- (as Dana Dimatteo)
- Japanese Typhoon Captain
- (as Larry Parrish)
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This is ineptitude at its comedic utmost, with a Plan 9 from Outer Space result: you either laugh at its level of inane silliness, hate it for the same reason, or just fall asleep while watching.
The plot: what plot? This script is pretty much a stew of ideas from other goofy monster monstrosities with pre-historic creatures occasionally showing up, brain-dead military that ineffectively shoot everything they have, useless scientists who apparently got their degrees from an on-line certification service, panicky mobs with screaming extras, hokey effects, intentionally moronic dialog, and pathetically atrocious acting. The cast knows it's campy to the extreme, and play along.
60 million years from now, when another species does archaeological digging, they may find a DVD of this. What will move them emotionally the greatest? The sensitive portrayal of "scientist" Debbie Gibson and the Japanese scientist guy making out in a broom closet? The said same scientists experimenting with different flavors of Gatorade (what were they trying to accomplish in that scene, anyway)? Perhaps the five minute struggle between the enormous sea creatures (only seen in periodic choppy three-second out-takes), or that dumb ponytail that Lorenzo Lamas still has?
Also, which of these inspired performances will be awarded the Oscar? The high-flying mega-shark that can swim at 500 knots, or leap 5 miles into the air and snag a plane moving at about 600 miles an hour? Or the big octopus, that swims around aimlessly with such precision? Debbie Gibson's line chewing while constantly pointing her nose directly into the camera? The mono-tonal Japanese scientist guy? Or Lamas, who utters delightfully uproarious quips in your ears every 15 seconds? Words in the English dictionary simply cannot adequately describe the sensitive portrayals in this film.
I hope future generations will experience this landmark cinema and utilize it as an insight of the sophistication of our present-day culture. I'd also like to see the looks on their faces.
I was so looking forward to this movie since i saw trailer but this movie was HUGE let down for me
You will have to seat thought 75 minutes of really BAD acting, (The acting is so bad that it make want to turn the movie off ) for the first Fight scene and I am sure they use the same scenes over and over and over again in the Fight it self was unbeliever RUBBISH and even bigger let down the whole movie
However You do get to see the Octupus and Shark before the Fight scene at different times out of the water!
I would rather watch Octupus 2 (2000) again instead of this!
2/10
Putting it bluntly, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. No amount of alcohol or other substance can bring out any entertainment value from this piece of crap. The acting is awful, the dialogue is a waste of printer paper, the special effects are an embarrassment, and worst of all, the movie doesn't make any sense. We hardly ever get to see the headlining stars, and when we do, they're just crude CGI effects that are repeated over and over again.
I'd describe the plot, but there it isn't coherent enough to begin with. All that I can tell you is that an ancient species of shark, the Megalodon (an actual species of shark, and that's the only thing that this movie gets right) and a king-sized octopus (that looks more like a squid) were found locked in battle in a giant ice cube. Somehow, they escape, and start terrorizing Japan and San Francisco. Now, it's up to three scientists to stop them.
The acting is awful. 80's pop star Deborah Gibson fares the best, although that's hardly praise. Vic Chao is horrible as her newfound love interest. Surprisingly, this is the only plot line that is coherent, and judging by how much we hate these two characters, that's not a good thing. Lorenzo Lamas is the worst of the lot as the idiot military guy, who wants to blow everything away instead of listening to the scientists (which, judging by their plan, is probably the smarter thing to do, except the movie expects us to sympathize with the moronic scientists...I guess gung-ho military types aren't all that bad).
This is what happens when you make a 200 million dollar epic for less than a dime. Camera shots are obviously repeated (sometimes the monsters are left out of a shot when they're supposed to be destroying something), the acting is grating, and the dialogue is cringe inducing. Even the extras look embarrassed, and they don't say anything. One could argue that this film might have worked with a bigger budget. The truth of the matter is, however creatively bankrupt Hollywood is, no one in the right mind would read this script without first running it through the paper shredder and burning all remnants of its existence.
Words cannot adequately describe how awful this movie is. Physical pain is almost pleasurable compared to the agony that this movie causes. This movie is hard to find, but it should be impossible. This movie should have never been made.
To sum up--and incredibly bad, incredibly amateur hunk of junk that would be moronically entertaining if it just weren't so damned boring.
Você sabia?
- CuriosidadesThe first Asylum production to have a theatrical release.
- Erros de gravaçãoA group of hammerhead sharks swim near the Arctic. Hammerheads only swim in warm waters.
- Citações
[Condor Airlines 747 experiences some turbulence while at 30,000 feet in the air. As a female passenger is advised by a flight attendant to put her seatback up, her fiancé is jolted by the sudden change in turbulence and he gets up]
Nervous Air Passenger: Whoa!
Flight Attendent: Please sit down, sir. It's just an air pocket. Thank you.
Nervous Air Passenger: We're getting married in two days.
Flight Attendent: You'll be fine.
Airline Captain: [On the intercom] All right, folks, please fasten your seat belts.
[as the 747 flies through the clouds, the male passenger suddenly looks out the window]
Nervous Air Passenger: Holy shit!
[the Megalodon jumps up from the sea to catch the 747]
- Cenas durante ou pós-créditosSpecial Thanks: BETSY AND BENJI
- ConexõesFeatured in Bad Movie Beatdown: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2010)
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- US$ 722
- Tempo de duração1 hora 28 minutos
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