The Families Feud

Aside from its attempt at being funny, and failing miserably - this disaster of an attempt at making a film is a great example of the curse of the video age of filmmaking. Too many unnecessary films are made each day because it's easy enough to do and first cost much. The story is ridiculous, even for a comedy. The actors are the who's who of C - level films. The NY goombah crew - I won't give them the satisfaction of naming them - are as bad as ever. Over the top, cliche characters, that chew up the furniture as they speak. The hillbillies, the mob, the bad jokes, the bad editing, the bad direction, and the bad storylines were tough to take. Sometimes watching a bad movie is rewarding because you get to see just how bad it can be, but this one took the cake. There's no way it can be rated over a 3, but the cronies involved must've flooded the ratings page. Don't bother.

This has to be the most horrible film I've ever seen. The movie is filled with D list actors who deliver their line so badly you wonder how this ever got made. The script makes no sense and it goes out of the way to try to be funny but it comes out as ridiculous. The cinematography was nonexistent, but what made this movie really bad was William Demeo who cannot act and who has a horrible on screen presence. Do not waste your time on this. William Demeo's overacting should earn a Raspberry award. Cris Demeo was very stiff in saying his lines leading the audience to think that he only got a role in the film because his dad William negotiated it.

From beginning to end a very very funny movie. The dynamic between the mob and the hillbillies are hilarious. John Fior knocked it out of the park and is very funny throughout. We all need a good comedy and this is definitely it! Saw this at the Boston international film Festival and it was nice to see a lot of old familiar faces from my movies throughout the years! Definitely check it out!

"The Families Feud" (2023)

How is God's Divine Name does this have a rating of 7.0 on IMDb without trickery?

Okay, compared to a lot of the garbage I've been watching, this movie has a bit of brains behind it, but it is only there to say, "Hey, we know our movies, so give us a break, okay?"

Some Mafia-type goombas go deep into the backwoods to bury someone they whacked. Based on their reaction to the bagged-up body, it took them a LONG time to bury the body. Yeah, I know, don't apply real-world stuff to movies, but the level of rot they complained about wouldn't have set in if they buried the body within hours of killing the poor guy.

Anyway, while attempting to bury the body, a few Bigfoot, or Squatch (short for Sasquatch), hunters appear. They have a gun fight and one of the Don's army is wounded. The capo and his right-hand guy go for revenge. After offing the wounded guy. Go figure.

They end up captured, and the Don knows this.

Just so happens that the Don is under fire from another Mafia boss, who is attending the longest running poker game I have ever witnessed. But whatever. It's a movie, right?

You can see where this is heading. Things escalate. More Familia are sent in, and more hillbillies arrive. An all-out war takes place in the backwoods while the Don is fending off hired killers in the big city.

This is a really great set-up. Totally fumbled because the filmmakers must be Tarantino freaks and wanted to show their knowledge of film history as they work in endless references to infinitely better films of the past. None of these references are subtle. I. Mean. NONE!

These references are occasionally funny, but they undermine what could have easily been a "Southern Comfort"-type of situation. I would have loved that.

Instead, beyond the "slap-you-in-the-face" film references, you get poor editing and performances that are both over the top as well as being deeply rooted in simplistic cliches from both "Deliverance" and every crappy Mafia movie, up to and including "The Godfather" franchise. It doesn't work as a straight film, and it ultimately fails as a parody. A double loss.

How in hell does this movie have a rating of 7.0 on IMDb if not for padding by the cast and crew of this mediocre attempt? I mean, if they had played it straight, it might have been interesting, but as a cheap comedy, it falls on its face, even though it clearly had a reasonable budget to work with.

I picked this because of Anna Rizzo, from "Blood Pi". Again, she does a decent job here and, again, looks utterly wonderful with her cleavage deserving its own screen credit. I hope this lady finds some success outside of these crappy movies, but even in low-budget fare, she stands out.

Seriously, other than friends of the production skewing the score, this film deserves a marginal 6 for simply not being totally brain dead, but never a 7. A 5 or a 4.5 would be far more accurate.

It can be found on Tubi. And, no, I'm not advertising for them. They just have a lot of crap to watch. Including the old-school "The Partridge Family" series, which I watched the first episode again and greatly enjoyed in spite of it aging somewhat poorly.

This movie, however, is worth a watch if you just have to see the Mafia, hillbillies, and a touch of Bigfoot horror blended into a comedy that barely works 37% of the time. Be ready for a TON of jokes based on the most tired cliches connected with each overall category.