Ouija Shark

It is literally EXACTLY what you think it will be.

Usually I can at least have a laugh at this rubbish. I couldn't even laugh at this one. The acting is not even acting. It is appallingly. Everyone involved in this piece of crap should never be allowed to step foot near a film protect again. However, if you are looking for fat chics in bikinis, you've come to the right place. WARNING: Don't press play.

Either use this as a torture technique or give to someone you hate. My ailing family memeber said pull the plug. Its that bad. The only decent scene is the horrible cgi/green screen of the shark hand puppet. The only great scene is the ending of the credits.

Imagine if a high school student with no interest in film had to make a movie for a class project and got a D-. That's the level of quality seen here. I kid you not, I cracked up two seconds into the opening shot, at the audio and video quality.

Every single aspect of this movie is an F. But it's pretty hilarious. I laughed a lot. I give it 6 stars on the SoBad scale. The only thing keeping it from being a rewatchable classic is that half the movie is long useless scenes of nothing. Padded with long opening credits and hilariously slow closing credits, the actual movie is only an hour. But you can see the struggle to make it feature length with all these annoyingly boring scenes of walking. (1 viewing, 6/13/2022)

This movie is garbage, it's like someone made it in he basement of their home with nothing to do. It was poorly made and the shark they used in this film was joke. An epic failed film. Better luck next time.