A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila

I just saw about ten minutes of this garbage, and couldn't believe the cretinous premise: which boy or gal will (supposedly) get to screw a porn midget named Tina - a Vietnamese equivalent of a Barbie doll, I guess.

Tina Nguyen is your typical fake-nose, crooked-legged Playboy/stripper/porn bimbo, so if you're into that kind of mangy/syphilitic look, then have a ball watching this semi-staged nonsense. MTV has become something of a symbol for a world knee-deep in reveling in its own dumbing-down, but "who's gonna screw Tina?" surprised even me with its banality, laughably obvious phoniness, and cringe-worthiness. (Germans call it "Fremdscham"; the strange feeling of shame you get from watching others make utter idiots of themselves.) MTV has almost single-handedly destroyed music, and now seems to be hell-bent on finishing off what little there is left in the heads of already brainwashed teenagers. That channel almost makes me believe in conspiracy theories.

Besides, Tina is not only not cute, she is repulsive. One would think that the producers would at least make a semblance of an effort in finding an "object of desire" that resembles a beauty... There are fat and bald truck-driving serial-killers who would refuse to pull over to pay 5 bucks to have this woman perform her sexual services in their vehicles on them.

I can only guess what's next. A reality show about fellatio? Or maybe a show about cannibalism, perhaps? The winner gets to eat the host who gets sexually excited at the thought of being cooked and devoured. Or perhaps the next premise will be to have 12 volunteers from which the winner will get to fulfil his/her lifelong dream of eating the poop that exists the derriere of Paris Hilton's favourite mutt. It may sound as if I'm ranting and raving, but the rate at which average intelligence is slipping in the Western world, nothing cretinous seems impossible anymore. It's just a matter of time...

Ms.Nguyen must have picked out her winner very early on. So what's the point...?

"A strange creature she is. Why an MTV show a clone of mine uses in order money to make, know not do I. A sister perhaps separated from birth with me she is? Hmm, think about this mystery have to I shall..." (Master Yoda Nguyen)

Speaking of MTV...: http://rapidshare.com/files/438088396/RW_Women.rar (A comprehensive list of all of MTV's Real World Women.)

Wow! This is definitely an interesting twist on reality programming.

Anyone who is aware of what is going on in MySpace knows Tila Tequila. It's a little hard to miss her if you keep up with pop culture.

Now, she has a show that pits the guys against the girls in a battle of love. Oh, yeah, we've seen that before. The twist here, however, is that all of the girls are lesbians. Tina declares herself bisexual and the lesbian girls have to live with and battle the straight guys for her affection.

The first episode is an indication that this will be a hot show. The parade of girls in their sexy outfits was amazing. I wish there was something equally amazing to say about the guys, but the testosterone display at the beginning sort of put them behind, in my opinion.

Is Tina bisexual? Based on the first show, I doubt it. She was definitely more into the women. We'll see as the show progresses.

This is the worst reality show I have ever seen. The only reason anyone would watch this show is because they find the people on it attractive or their mentally retarded. Tila Tequila apparently thinks of herself like a goddess, because 6 straight men and 6 lesbian women are trying to fall in love with her. Along with that, we get how loose she is when she makes out with all of them. It's ameuterish looking and belongs as an internet show, or none at all. Hormonally active teens or lonely men will enjoy it for it's nonstop cleavage and lesbian make outs, if anyone else enjoys it, it's a miracle.

My rating: Awful Show.

I wish, I could give a minus infinite score to this show.

With all the crisis going on in the world and people wastes TV budgets on crap like this.

This dead air time (because it doesn't even deserves being call "TV Show") show no moral values despite the fact that is shown in a teenage channel. Our kids are already facing tons of problems and dilemmas with their lifes and dark future. With our planet strogling with poor economy and war and this is the best some people can come up with???

MTV deserves to be shut down, but not due to this show, because all of the shows that has today.

By the way its name is Music Televition... where is the music.