Golfballs!

If you want to see a funny golf movie, rent Caddyshack again. Other than some soft-core nudity, this is a movie without any redeeming qualities. Rich vs. poor golf clubs, haven't I seen this before? At least Chevy Chase and Rodney Dangerfield had swings that looked like they actually play golf when they're not making movies. The so-called pro's in this movie look like they've never picked up a club in their lives before. The cart wash sequence is a total rip-off of the Bikini Car Wash movies. Don't waste your time or money!

No matter what they say. I really liked this film. It should be put in league with classics like Bikini Carwash. The theme of the broken down business has been done to death (Bikini....Hotel, Drive-in, and Bistro, as well as the Erotic house of Wax) but this one does it with style. The use of the diver was brilliant. I just hope the next generation can come up with some new ideas because the Bikini ****** idea mill is running short. They made a film called Bikini Traffic school for pete's sake. What is next...Bikini Mining Camp. Just wait if they get desperate they just might do it. Maybe I should copywrite it. :

"Golfballs" is really a series of comedy skits rather than a deep and meaningfully scripted story and wasn't produced for an evening of cerebral challenge or serious entertainment….it's about looking at good looking babes running around in a Cart Wash (think car wash for golf carts) all covered in soapy water and almost nothing more! Most of the actors do a credible job, considering the majority, if not all of them, were working for exposure and experience rather than much if any pay.

The cinematography is high grade for a B flick…..which helps to get the film through the weak spots. This reflects the commercial (as in TV commercials) background of the filmmaker, Steve Procko. Music choices match the footage…..another professional touch for a low budget project.

The golf course backgrounds in Florida, help to add a nice back drop….especially, if the film is viewed on a cold winter night! "Golfballs" not only made it to the walls of Blockbuster, but also on late night cable TV in the US and foreign markets.

Lighten up…and laugh a little! Amy Lynn, the female lead, still looks good even after all those years of Howard Stern interviews!

Of course you know who's going to win the bet the moment it's agreed to, but then again that is exactly what this movie is for, mindless fun. Save it for a rainy day when you can't make it to the course yourself, and dream about the day when your favorite club installs a cart wash.

Going in you have to expect a weak story, bad acting, some terrible lines, a lot of fake breasts and a very pretty young leading lady who is constantly scantily dressed but always dressed and halfway through the movie she becomes the only one you want to see topl ess, but you never do. This movie delivers on all accounts, but does keep the bad acting and ridiculous lines within reason and the flow of topl ess women is pretty steady. Certainly not the worst movie of this type, but not the best either. It's watchable at best.