Contato Violento

I caught this on HBO more than a few times when I was a kid. Back then it was known as "the dirty movie with the guy from 'Grease'" and when you are 13 a T&A film with a star you recognize from a kid friendly musical is a curious thing.

How did that happen? Did the kids movie people know he was staring in this? How would my mother, the preeminent 'Grease' fan react if she knew? Should I show it to her? If I did, would she get mad and turn of HBO so I can't watch any more movies like this? Some questions are best left unanswered.

Anyway, the movie is about a girl that really wants to be a stripper but can't seem to do it well. And then, at the very end of the film, she gets on stage and takes her top off, having overcome the plethora of obstructions that littered the road that ran to her stripper dream.

No, I'm not joking that is actually the plot.

Seriously, that IS the plot.

The only other movie I can think of with a plot this stupid is "Cocktail."