Sêrâ-fuku to kikanjû

The concept has plenty of cheeky promise. From the moment I first came across 'Sailor suit and machine gun' I was excited to watch it and see just what sort of ridiculousness the movie might represent. Unfortunately, I only find myself disappointed: there are a lot of things this picture wants to be and do, but the writing and direction simply isn't strong enough to meaningfully accomplish any of it.

Hiroko Yakushimaru puts in a strong lead performance as juvenile crime boss Izumi Hoshi, portraying with admirable range and poise the schoolgirl who is in way over her head. Some scenes are done especially well, and there is some fine camerawork in some instances - framed shots, tracking shots, and so on. There's some definite cleverness scattered throughout the screenplay, and the narrative as presented to us is complete and cohesive. Yet too much of the runtime passes by with too little noteworthy character moments or plot to truly be worth two hours of our time.

At varying points 'Sailor suit and machine gun' wants to satirize yakuza flicks, or instead be an earnest crime thriller. It tries to embrace the coming of age story, and the bloody vengeance tale, while also striking poignant emotional beats. But at no time is it funny, or thrilling, or impactful. At no time is it satisfying, fulfilling, or rewarding. For all the story ideas that the feature folds in, none of them are realized organically, or convincingly; none seem to have been given the full energy and consideration they deserved. Even the scene suggested by the title - what should by all means be a defining moment for Izumi in the story - is executed halfheartedly: bereft of real vigor, showing restraint that's honestly unwelcome. This could have been a genuinely great, outstanding movie, an exploration of the journey of an innocent introduced to power in the criminal underworld. What it was, instead, is mostly just tedious, middling, uninteresting light and sound.

I'm very disappointed, and a little frustrated. I can't say I'm familiar with the novel this is based on, but I can recognize some strong ideas in the screenplay. There are some elements here that I can appreciate. I would appreciate them a lot more if they were put to good use in a movie that was written and directed with far greater attentive care. Even as it maintains a coherent plot, the film we get is much too tepid and listless to be engaging, and those aspects that are done well can't save it. I entered with moderately high expectations, perhaps, but I kept waiting for an epiphany, and it never came - and given the story this feature wants to tell, that should definitely not be the case. Clearly there's an adoring audience out there for 'Sailor suit and machine gun,' and I'm just not it. All I can say is that for my part, I can't imagine I'll ever recommend this to anyone.

Two discontented thumbs down.

With a title like Sailor uniform and machine gun I thought this would be a cheesy but funny action flick from 80s Japan. Instead this movie is really boring and the pacing isn't very good. The only good thing I enjoyed was seeing the 80s Japan scenery.

I finished feeling disappointed.

A great title and a great poster, and a movie that's overall pretty good. Sailor Suit and Machine Gun is definitely a strange and flawed film, but there's a lot to like, and watching the 132-minute cut, I feel like there were only a small number of places where it dragged a little.

This movie's about a teenage girl who gets made the head of a yakuza gang. Tonally, it's a little quirky in parts, but I don't knowing I could call it a comedy (you'd expect a movie with this premise to be one), and there are certainly some disturbing sequences in here, too, which make things feel very serious at times.

The abundance of long takes is also interesting. One near the end breaks the reality/logic of the film in a way that confused me, but most of them work well and are overall impressive to see play out.

Okay piece, on the surface, this film resembles a standard yakuza or idol film. The film lacks the enticing violence of the yakuza genre and the self-absorbed camerawork of idol films, making it more like a teen coming of age tale.

It places a strong emphasis on a compelling story and a visually delectable range in cinematography. The story was very progressive for 1980s Japan, and the gang treated a woman like their Oyabun. At the forefront of the film is the incredible acting by pop idol Hiroko Yakushimaru, her performance throughout brings the film together.

Accompanying the illustrious score is impeccably expressive and technical cinematography, focusing on a beautiful mix of static, wide angle shots as well as long take aesthetic

Those who are expecting an adrenaline-fuelled action adventure may be disappointed. The film, as previously mentioned, is a teen coming-of-age tale with a bizarre underwater setting, rather than an urban crime drama, leaving the final product somewhat confusing for those who are unaware of its intentions.

It could receive a remake with another perspective of the work and would probably be successful with the public and the current zeitgeist.

What a shame. The only good thing about this deservedly obscure cheapie is the idea. To work properly, a comic caper like this one needs plenty of action, well-measured pace, strategic shots of comedy, and at least some sympathy for the characters. Above all, timing is critical. Perhaps the biggest flaw is the timing is simply not good enough. There are long introspective segments which do not add to the story, separating the too-few action sequences. When the fighting starts, it usually does not make a lot of sense, and jarrs rather than thrills. There is some character-based comedy, but the film is so poorly pieced together that the pathetic gangsters rarely raise a chuckle.

The direction is sloppy at best. The script needs work. The pacing is completely off. And the actors are, frankly, not very good.

A sad misfire.