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The wartime comedy of frustration -- wherein a young couple is thwarted from consummating their marriage through a series of mishaps -- is carried to new lengths in this almost pathologically frustrating film. The comedy, unfortunately, is very thinly written, and depends largely on a huge cast of characters all having moved into young husband and soldier Tony Curtis's home while he is away, fighting in World War II. (Curious to note that this film was made about seven years after this subject might have been topical.) What really lets us down is that the couple has no backbone, constantly caving in to the whim of mother-in-law Spring Byington, who wants the marriage annulled so that bride Piper Laurie can marry rich Don DeFore. The worst of it is that our bride is truly under Mama's thumb for nine-tenths of the picture, and that we are so far ahead of her. Particularly galling, as well, is the child Donovan, who seems omnipresent and has no redeeming qualities (and is very noisy to boot). Curtis, fortunately, looks great (especially in a tight T-shirt) and does what he can with this woeful material. An hour and a half that feels like three.

Small vinyard owner and draftee Tony Curtis elopes with Piper Laurie despite the objections of her mother, Spring Byington. Unfortunately he comes down with measles and they do not consummate the marriage. Then it's off to Korea; when he returns on a furlough, Miss Byington has moved fifteen relations into his house, and Miss Laurie has a job working for cement manufacturer Don Defore, who wants to put a railroad spur right through Curtis' house. Also, Miss Byington is scheming to break up the marriage so Miss Laurie can marry Defore.

It's another brittle comedy of the era, where little is funny -- although Defore gets a couple of good lines -- and the only sympathetic person is Lilian Bronson as Miss Piper's old-maid aunt. Even the usually delightful Miss Byington is rote here. I blame director Douglas Sirk, whose comedy chops were pretty feeble. This means that producer Ted Richmond must also be blamed, since who asked him to choose a director of stylish weepers to direct this?

I first discovered this film when it was released in 1952. It has to rank as one of the most intelligent comedies of the period. It stars attractive young Tony Curtis, lovely Piper Laurie and has a script by Darwin Teilheit and Joseph Hoffman that manages to deal with ideas, characters and some hilarious goings-on without generating one boring second. SAnyone who can't relate to this plot may well be dead. The storyline is simple enough; it's the old one about the soldier who marries his girl and then can't consummate the marriage--measles being the culprit. She ends up living in his house, waiting for him to return; but by the time he arrives, ready to take up viniculture and run the Delicio winery and settle down, she has moved more than a dozen relatives into the house, headed by her mother. And the town of Siutterville--harking to Johann Sutter's being done out of the great gold strike of 1849--has become a war profiteering price-gouging Sutterville Squirrels--mink coats--as common as cloth ones. Ohers in the able cast include delightful Don Defore as Tony's rival, Spring Byington masterfully playing Piper's control-freak schemer of a mother, and other film stalwarts including Fess Parker, Lillian Brson and Frank Sully. Tony finds out what's going on from his friend, nice-guy Jack Kelley, and solves his problem satisfactorily making for one of the most deservedly popular comedies of the 1950s. Credit also needs to go to Frank Skinner for his music. I can't recommend this delightful and memorable little film too highly.

When they were young contract players at Universal Pictures Tony Curtis and Piper Laurie made four pictures together, Tony was teamed with her almost as much as with his own wife Janet Leigh. Even though No Room For The Groom was about a young married couple unable by circumstances to consummate the deed, these two never consummated anything in real life according to Curtis in his memoirs. Romance surely would have been killed by an airing of this film.

Tony plays a young GI on leave to get married to sweetheart Piper Laurie, but on his wedding night comes down with chicken pox. Back to Korea for 10 months before the deed is done, but he allows his bride to move into his house. And Piper moves in with her mother and a dozen or so deadbeat relatives. This is what Tony comes home to and in addition Piper has never told her mother Spring Byington that they're married because Spring wanted her to marry Don DeFore the richest guy in town and who Piper works for.

A nice cast is really thoroughly wasted on this tripe. Why Curtis just didn't throw them all out bag and baggage and get down to business still eludes me. I was also surprised that Douglas Sirk who directed some of Universal's best dramas with Rock Hudson in the Fifties was in charge of this mess. I guess he was just fulfilling contractual obligations and couldn't wait to get to a Hudson film. The film does have a hurried look to it, like everyone wanted to get on to other projects.

Fortunately Tony Curtis and Piper Laurie went on to do much better work in the Fifties than No Room For The Groom.

Although I see in the reviews that many blame director Douglas Sirk for this film, I think the main problem is the script. It creates many unfunny situations and just isn't funny...in fact, it's often irritating.

The film begins with Alvah and Linda (Tony Curtis and Piper Laurie) getting married. He is in the military and only has a short leave...and on their wedding night he turns out to have chicken pox and their marriage is never consumated.

Skip ahead 10 months. During the time since their marriage, Linda hasn't told most people about her being married. This is mostly because her manipulative mother always develops heart palpitations whenever Linda tries to talk about Alvah. Additionally, Linda's mother has invited 14 relatives to move in with them! Did I mention this is Alvah's home, not the mother-in-law's?! More complications result.

As my wife and I watched this, my wife remarked "I don't like this" and she pretty much sums up the film. The plot makes no sense and Alvah puts up with a house full of freeloaders and a mother-in-law who is just plain nasty. To make this worse, they cast Spring Byington as the mother-in-law...perhaps the actress with the sweetest persona in Hollywood. It just doesn't fit her at all...and the film is devoid of laughs. Talk about a misguided project. Overall, I'd say this film really sucks...loudly.