The Property Man

Am a big fan of Charlie Chaplin, have been for over a decade now. Many films and shorts of his are very good to masterpiece, and like many others consider him a comedy genius and one of film's most important and influential directors.

Everybody has to have at least one misfire in their careers, even the best directors and actors have not so good films or films they regret. From his early still evolving period before he properly found his stride and fairly fresh from his vaudeville background, like 'His Favourite Pastime' and 'A Busy Day' , 'The Property Man' shows that Chaplin is not immune from this. While an important milestone period for him, his Keystone years/films generally were watchable and interesting enough overall but patchy, none being among his best work.

By all means 'The Property Man' has a few good points. While a little primitive and not exactly audacious, the production values are far from cheap.

There are also a few amusing moments, a little zest on occasions and Charlie does his best with the uninspired material he has and doesn't go through the motions like he did in 'A Busy Man'.

Where 'The Property Man' falls down is that mostly it's not particularly funny. The timing feels limp and there is very little, if any, freshness or originality. There is an over-reliance on slap-stick and it is very broad and very repetitive. There is not much charm here and there is not much to be emotionally invested by. The story is flimsy, so much so things feel over-stretched, there are not many Chaplin short films where a short length feels very dull but 'The Property Man' is one of them.

Charlie does his best certainly and looks engaged, but not much more than that due to his material being pretty uninspired. The cast are not much to write home about.

In conclusion, an early career misfire. 4/10 Bethany Cox

Not one of the Chaplin's best isn't saying much when describing any Chaplin's work from his Keystone period. Non of his Keystone pictures gets close to his best works. But, in this case, when we say that this might be Chaplin's worst - well, it sounds intriguing. Many people say that this movie is Chaplin's worst because here he is in his most unsympathetic role. He is just a bully going around kicking people just for his amusement. Notice one thing - he plays the archetype of the bully - picking only the one's who are visibly weaker than him, but when some real authority arrives, he visibly shrinks. Well, I tell you, people, that when your favorite actor plays a jerk that doesn't mean the movie is bad. With that, I don't want to say that 'The Property Man' is a masterpiece. No, by any standards it is average Keystone rough slapstick. The film is quite well structured, the story is straightforward and coherent. There is no subtlety and Charlie is not a sweet loveable character (well, he rarely was in The Keystone pictures). What I've heard, he didn't like that film very much, but I'm happy to have seen it. This gives a perfect view of his other side - the one he luckily ditched. It is a misfire, like many call it, but it was much needed misfire. Besides Chaplin being not likeable, the film itself is quite alright.

A two-reel picture of the funny things that happened behind the scenes in a vaudeville theater. There are very few people who don't like these Keystones. They are thoroughly vulgar and touch the homely strings of our own vulgarity. Some of the funniest things in this picture are vulgar they are too vulgar to describe, but are too funny to pass for vulgarity when only seen. They are not the best pictures for a parlor entertainment, that is true. There is some brutality in this picture and we can't help feeling that this is reprehensible. What human being can see an old man kicked in the face and count it fun? - The Moving Picture World, August 15, 1914

This film is not Chaplin's best. In fact, this Keystone production lacks the depth & heart & sympathy which Charlie's Little Tramp would evolve too. This is not surprising when you consider this is still early in Charlies career.

The film is built around slap stick. That is because Mack Sennett was actually working with Charlie at this point & Mack's trademark slap stick comedy is evident. Charlie is obviously still learning the film making craft here. He is evolving towards the classic character he would reach in a few short years of making comedy shorts.

While not Chaplins best, the film does get some laughs with some scenes like the beer spilled in Charlies pants, Charlie ogles the show girls, Charlie shows up the strong man, etc. The punching & abusing the old stage hand man is a little extreme but it is quite obvious that the makeup is hiding the fact the guy is younger than he looks. Look for the Mack Sennett signs back stage. They include "Actors- Do Not Pose In Front of Your Posters" & "If You Act Is Rotten, Do Not Take It Out On The Props".

This films tells you that Chaplin studied Sennett in this period & within a short time moved beyond his type of slap stick.

Good old Keystone rough and tumble. Chaplin himself would not have liked this film, as he thought the only thing that justified Keystone's existence was a dark-eyed girl that weaved in and out of their pictures, Mabel Normand. Clearly, Mabel isn't in this one, so it qualifies as rubbish. However, all Keystone films made money, so what WE think today is immaterial. Those that handed over their 7 cents entrance fee undoubtedly thought they'd had their money's worth. That's what matters. The film brings out most of Keystone's ammunition: kicks in the rear, heads stamped on, flashes of petticoat, spraying with a hose and a ballet dancer's legs, what more could be wished for. They must have been rolling in the aisles. I would guess the film is a sort of remake of 'That Ragtime Band', albeit minus the charming Mabel.

The prop man is Charlie Chaplin, and he has a mission – to cause as much disruption in his little theater as possible. Film-goers eyes must have popped out of their heads – the entrance prices are 9c,19c, 29c, 49c with box seats reduced to 98 cents. Sennett is telling us that this place is so lousy they've had to reduce prices. At the start the deadbeat prop man and an aging janitor with a Zee-Zee Top beard, are drinking beer from a jug. There follows an argument with an act that has not been put on the bill poster. When the lady part of the act goes to the star dressing room she finds it empty and resplendent with graffiti (written by actresses? never!). Things get worse when the lady assistant of Garlico The Strongman enters the dressing room and finds the first lady there. While the ladies get violent, Garlico is bouncing Charlie off the walls. Enter the Goo Goo Sisters (the what!) and Charlie soon spills his beer down his trousers and, seemingly down a sister's dress as well. In an act reminiscent of The Fatima Sisters from Ragtime Band, the Goos indulge in some titillating dancing, giving Charlie an eyeful of petticoats. Garlico performs his strongman act, but his assistant gets knocked out during some ludicrous slapstick – twice. The strongman himself is laid out by little Charlie using a dumbbell as a club. Mack Sennett appears in this film as a member of the audience, but, unsurprisingly, he disappears just before the theater-goers get a hosing down. The majority of the film is composed of endless crazy slapstick, which would have had regular Keystoners in stitches. For present-day fans of slapstick, this film is still a must.

As in 'That Ragtime Band' small-time theaters are not treated kindly by Keystone (they were the competition after all). They tell us the theater is a dirty, disgusting place, staffed by alcoholic hobos, and the acts comprise psychologically unstable miscreants and lewd women. For this you will pay much more than in a cinema. This is no illusion though, for Mary Pickford described the theaters of the day, where the actresses would throw makeup at the walls and smash mirrors if their performance did not go down well (the sign in this film 'If your act is rotten do not take it out on the props' is a genuine one). When Pickford got her first star dressing room she was furious to find it dirty, covered in graffiti and with every convenience trashed. She got so hysterical that her mother had to slap her face to bring her round. Of course the theater staff would never clear up after spoiled, unstable, swelled head actresses – let them wallow in their own filth.

Garlico's assistant was played by Peggy Page, an actress who has been identified with the Helen Carruthers that attempted suicide in 1915. Charlie and Helen appeared together in 17 films for Keystone, and they seem to have been very lovey with each other – so much so that Peggy / Helen might have followed him to Essanay. The actress was never a star, but came close in Chaplin's His Prehistoric Past. It is rather curious that Chas never mentioned her in his autobiography, but then he only ever mentioned 'the greats'. Was Peggy/ Helen of the class of actress that Mabel Normand labeled as only able 'to enter a scene and flirt with the comedian?' The film was criticized in the press for being too brutal. 'Is kicking an old man in the head actually funny?' They asked.