No Balanço das Coisas

It took 5, yes 5 writers to come up with something this bad. How this was green lit is beyond me. This should never have seen the light of day. Talk about talented actors sinking to a new low. I get it, it was a job but have some dignity when choosing a project. Some of these actors need to turn in their SAG-AFTRA card and call it a day. I was so angry I spent money on this I went to the beach and burned this piece of....! This director should never, ever be allowed behind the camera again.

I've never been so critical of movies. This was an absolute disgusting waste of time.... I feel ashamed I wasted money on the premise this was entertainment the director needs to hang up his hat and walk away from this industry with shame. I don't feel the actors are bad, the directing and overall feel of movie is awful...

Yeah...my subject line says it all. This movie was awful on so may levels.

Wow. This is a new low in the history of film making. This is a disjointed story that is held together with scotch tape, prayers and good old fashion sex but don't hold your breath guys, not even those scenes are good. This is all bad. It could have been a fun story but whoever wrote this script either stopped paying attention to the plot on the first day of writing and got high, or they were using an online app to randomly string together events. Calling this movie "ground breaking" makes you wonder if whoever made that comment were paying attention to the movie or plot at all. Seeing Luke Wilson in a film of this caliber, I come to the realization that the current economic climate creates desperation which forces talented actors to accept crazy scripts and odd jobs. No, my advice is to stay away from this movie. You'll have more fun watching your tumble dryer completing a cycle or organizing your sock drawer.

If you are a drunk film student looking to feel better about your own work, look no further.