Furacão Bianca: da Rússia, Sem Amor

I actually quite enjoyed this movie but omg Rex was just horrible to watch. Ruined the entire movie for me!

I will preface this with the fact I am huge Bianca fan, which only made this movie all the more disappointing. The biggest glaring problem was the script. It was beyond bad that not even all the guest stars could save it. The dialogue was not funny, the story lines were beyond implausable and the ending was flat. You know when you are in trouble when the bloopers at the end are the highlight. To bad this movie did not come with a money back guarantee. I guess I will write it of on my taxes and a donation. This movie should be packaged as double feature with Mariah Careys Glitter.

I absolutely love Bianca, but this movie was a let down compared to the first one. I didn't really like Rex. Storyline, dialogues etc were a bit weak, and not everything was as funny as it possibly could have been. I was expecting more. The cast itself was good.

Never have I wanted a sequel so bad and get so disappointed because of it. The thing is, it's not Bianca's fault, it's not any of the stars faults...except one person. The character of Rex, played by... someone who needed the money, was a stale, unnecessary addition that lacked any sort of comedic flavor to an already b-rated flick. I am usually very open minded about characters but this was UNBEARABLE.

While it feels like every fan of Bianca is gushing over this film, I cannot. It was enjoyable at some base level, but it lacked the self awareness and comedy of the first while somehow feeling cheaper. The script is just bad. Plot, dialog, jokes, nothing lands or works with these characters. Nothing in the plot made sense, the situations were completely unbelievable and resolution was lazy and pointless. I mean a plot isn't everything if you enjoy the characters and journey... but no one was relatable, just wooden stereotypes beaten to within an inch of their lives.