Bigfoot's Wild Weekend

No spoilers...just 600 charectors. Yikes!

The main reason for the review is I stayed at the motel in the movie. It was a nice stay. I did some water utility work down the road and could park my big rig and have a meal or two. I know this is a movie review. I do not remember a gentlemans club near by. Anyway not really a bad movie. They filmed/taped enough for decent contunuity and very good outdoor scenes...lighting and blocking wise. Another note of trivia the motel was near one on the Yosemite entrances. The fun of this type of movie is how the cast really puts effort in the roles they play...not just a walk through. Not a disapointment.

Filmed in California, even if you didn't know you see the California license plates on the vehicles. This is not a high-caliber movie. How bad is it? The quality reminds me of the VHS home movies I made in the 1980s with my small children and some of their friends.

In this story Bigfoot is real, there have been some local sightings, and a couple of reporters representing different publications are sent to investigate, and to write stories.

However there are some locals who dress in shaggy camouflage suits and they get mistaken for Bigfoot, creating confusion.

Then there are the van of nubile girls from a local reform school that arrive at the site for a weekend camping trip. They end up topless in the stream when Bigfoot shows up and steals articles of theirs.

The actors are uniformly amateurish, but that is OK because most of the characters are caricatures anyway. It would have been disingenuous to play them with accomplishes actors.

It is so bad it turns out to be entertaining. At home, streaming on Prime. If a rating of 5.5 (on a 1 to 10 scale) is average then this one probably should be a 3. I have actually seen worse.

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This film is a comedy ....i guess .... it has the basic elements of a comedy ..like ... a bigfoot , that actually doesnt look terrible .... his mouth never moves BUT the suit actually looks really good over all ... however ... its a comedy ..... i think ? .... i mean its funny-ish at times ...kind of .... like when the guy gets shot in the butt ...but its almost like college kid humor at best ... like .... maybe they sat around drinking , smoking and writting this out just kind of saying "bro bro bro ... what if .... what if say .... there were like titties ....and then ...bigfoot jumps out and they all have to run ...and titties are just like bouncing EVERYWHERE !!!!!!" ....at least once that got said during the writting process i bet anything

ive seen TONS of indie comedies that have that certain magic that just clicks and makes a film work, .... even if the FX are garbage ( its not in this one at all) or even if the acting is trash ( and it is REALLY bad in this one lol) ....but with that magical piece it makes EVERYTHING just ...... well magical you know ..... sadly THIS one is lacking that it seems ....

i mean here we have boobies throughout the film, not sure IF they thought it was NEEDED to compensate for knowing it just didnt have the "oomph" to get over the comedy hill on its own OR if they just love boobies ....and heck who doesnt .....so no complaining here ....they have a solid bigfoot ....and a decent story thats easy to follow , but relying on low brow "poop" humor to fill in the comedy genre requirements seems lazy to me .....

it just seems like this was trying to be funny but maybe was written by someone too high to actually be funny .... you know when THEY think its funny what they are saying but its really just ...... not .... at all ... and everyone around then sits there like "yup, you sure are cool jimmy, ....who invited him again?" ....

despite my review sounding so angry lol,.... i didnt HATE this film i just feel it was a missed opportunity having such a good outfit for bigfoot and not really using it in a solid flick was almost a crime against bigfoots ....though bigfoots face is eerily similar to the troll from troll ... just saying ..... but i mean the biigfoot here i almost thought was going to be some sort of party animal local legend and be the center of the party shizz etc in the film by just the first few scenes ....making it a different kind of bigfoot film BUT in the end is settles into a pretty standard bigfoot film ....people hunting the legend .........

so .. not really funny ... not original .... just kind of filler ......... sorry guys but ....

2/10.

If you were ever wondering what the cut scenes of the plot of an adult film were, look no further. I'm almost certain that the cast were forced to act here.

I'd like to think that everyone involved in the making of this turkey had a nice time outside in the woods, with all the fresh air and sunshine. This is a truly terrible movie, the sort of movie that could end the art form. To extrapolate from the late great George S. Kaufman, "In outer space, the Hubble telescope was until recently the most powerful device for viewing far away objects, capable of magnifying these objects hundreds if not thousands of times; recently, the James Webb Telescope was launched and far exceeded the Hubble's performance. Now, if you were to somehow install the Hubble into the James Webb Telescope and point the whole thing at this movie, you would still be incapable of perceiving any possible reason for this movie to have been made." Those persons who gave a rating to this artifact of cinematic offal any higher than 2/10 I suspect are the sort of generous and decent souls who are the true salt of this Earth, early risers who begin each day optimistically and with a song or a whistle upon their lips as they heartily encourage the rest of us to follow their lead in living lives filled with service and faith and meticulous recycling and trash composting. They would never give this steaming pile of celluloid scheiße the rating it deserves because they are oh so better than the rest of us playful, indolent rabble and would never want the film makers to feel bad about foisting this pointless brain dead movie on an unsuspecting public. Good and decent people like that sicken me and I hope they all fall prey to letters from Nigerian princes.

The only reason I gave it more than 1 star is because it was filled with a number of very attractive young ladies of college age who spent nearly all their screen time frolicking in their original suite of clothing given them at birth by a generous and merciful Creator.

If you also appreciate cinema depictions of attractive sky clad women in the peak of youthful health, I heartily recommend this movie. But if even these transient charms are not enough to sustain you over the running time of this movie, then please do yourself the great service of running from this movie as you would run from certain painful death.