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Title of this review is an apt summary. The cornfield is lovely and intriguing in ts vastness any mystery, but beyond the occasional look at its vast landscape, there is NOTHING here if interest. The "plot" is a mishmash of undeveloped ideas with no character development. Fake reviewers giving it pumped-up rating should be ashamed of themselves...bu they obviously have no shame.

Ok, this might be totally my fault. I like to knit and stuff whilst watching anything so its entirely possible i just didnt pay enough attention. But, a cornfield is really a difficult thing to make interesting. I mean, its definitely been done before, but this time... This would be immensely improved with tighter editing and maybe more as a 45 minute episode of a tales from the crypt type deal. Its interesting enough that i stuck to the end waiting for answers, but the journey was pretty boring and the end still befuddled my stupid cracker mind. It was really difficult to have any sympathy for the 2 female leads as there was no development and no insight into anything they were doing. It did have a dream like kind of quality to me, like when you're dreaming and weird stuff is happening and you just roll with it, but other than that its pretty non memorable.

I tried, dang it!!!!

I couldn't comprehend how someone could give this movie a great or even good rating as it is beyond bland. I wouldn't say its terrible, I would say it is salt ad pepper seasoned chicken BLAND. The actors are robotic, the story is meh and the production is whatever. There are people that could make a better movie with a cell phone. I wasn't at all invested in any manner but not terrible enough to just turn off, I was curious about the ending so I rode it out. The ending like the rest of the entire project was "meh".

Where did they find these robots? How much did they spend on Ativan? Did I miss something? Did they miss something? What is everyone staring at? Why can't they blink, these robots? Why can't they breathe through their noses? Is that why they can't close their mouths? Why did no one remember to charge their batteries? Did they leave the charger at home? Weren't we just here? Didn't I just see this part? Where is my mind? Why is that girl vacuuming in her underwear? Where did the rest of the script go? Is it with the charger? Wait, where is the charger? Do you have the charger? Is that Lauren Lakis? Wait, she was in 'Lovely Molly'? Wasn't 'Lovely Molly' good? What was that thing at the end of 'Lovely Molly'? What time is it? Where did that guy come from? Where did he find that tie? Why is that other guy so mad at the corn? The pesticides don't kill ants? Who makes this pesticide? Why can't I snort it? Where did you find it? Whose pesticide is this anyway? Did David Lynch lose his pet monkey? Why didn't they wait for the monkey to finish the script? When did the monkey learn to edit? Is that stock footage? Did I fall asleep? Did I forget to ask for no MSG? Was I dreaming? Is that my drool on the pillow? Was I snoring? Have I ever seen a film this strange before? Where can I buy the soundtrack? Why didn't the director's parents ever tell him no? Is there an Oscar for most peas smuggled?

After watching this movie several times it was investing and uninteresting at the same time. There is something unclear about the story because of several plot holes. One in particular when the main character's friend turns out to be aligned with the deranged lady and grounds keeper, but there isn't any build up. Nothing is mentioned about that girl. Could she have pretended to kill the lady she stabbed? No, but it was clear that she did. The characters were not interesting to watch, and it leaves you not caring what happens to them. The performance the actor's gave wasn't too bad, but a little stiff at some parts, when the two lead actresses are about to go check out the abandon house, they don't feel really vested. And maybe they did take it a bit too seriously, it was good overall. Not saying the actors did not do a good job, but it's close to being monotone.

While the premise of a mystery inside a haunted house is a good set up for a traditional horror movie, it is not without its flaws. The whole story is not entirely about the house, but on what is going on in a cornfield, which makes sense, given the name is pretty self-explanatory. Either way, the movie tends to focus more on the suspense of what is going on in the corn field, maybe there is supernatural elements taking place, but nothing is explored entirely about what is going? Why is this happening? And who is really pulling the string. Another thing I want to make notice of. This movie uses a lot of cues to emphasize suspense. Not to sound nitpicking, but the music does not fit the tone, a little, but not at all, because it would probably fit a more undercover C.I.A. hidden treasure type of movie. And yet with its faults, in my opinion, it was a good indie flick. It was fun to watch, and would recommend it to anyone I know.