Un esperimento militare condotto su una stazione spaziale va terribilmente storto, mandando sulla Terra una nuova razza di squali armati con una sola missione: distruggere tutto ciò che inco... Leggi tuttoUn esperimento militare condotto su una stazione spaziale va terribilmente storto, mandando sulla Terra una nuova razza di squali armati con una sola missione: distruggere tutto ciò che incontra sul loro cammino.Un esperimento militare condotto su una stazione spaziale va terribilmente storto, mandando sulla Terra una nuova razza di squali armati con una sola missione: distruggere tutto ciò che incontra sul loro cammino.
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I wasn't expecting much when I started to watch this.
Plagiarizing some shots or ideas from Alien, Predator without any originality, it makes some sequences 'funny' when you realise how stupid this is.
Luckily, it was short enough to not become a snooze fest. After a 10 minutes intro on space visuals, who by the way looks worse than what was done for Alien in 1979, you will jump into a CGI travelling that seems to be extracted from the alpha version of Doom 3 (the video game, from 2004).
The acting goes from 'high school production' to 'bad' all along.
I don't blame them though, it's a director job to lead is actors.
All the 'monsters' and the blood splash visuals effects could have been rendered on a arthritic Xbox 360.
But the thing I will remember for a long time, it's all the shots of people who are just.. walking or running from the foreground to the background and vice versa.
Plagiarizing some shots or ideas from Alien, Predator without any originality, it makes some sequences 'funny' when you realise how stupid this is.
Luckily, it was short enough to not become a snooze fest. After a 10 minutes intro on space visuals, who by the way looks worse than what was done for Alien in 1979, you will jump into a CGI travelling that seems to be extracted from the alpha version of Doom 3 (the video game, from 2004).
The acting goes from 'high school production' to 'bad' all along.
I don't blame them though, it's a director job to lead is actors.
All the 'monsters' and the blood splash visuals effects could have been rendered on a arthritic Xbox 360.
But the thing I will remember for a long time, it's all the shots of people who are just.. walking or running from the foreground to the background and vice versa.
Dont watch it. Thats all.
I absolutely love everything science fiction. Movies like this, I dont even read the reviews... I look at the title..look at the cover art.. get excited this may be that gem waiting for me to find, press play and hope for the best... Honestly the first few minutes I knew that the cover art was as good as it was going to get!!!
Its not even funny bad. Its just bad. In every way possible. Its without a doubt the most incompetent, with unbelievable ineptitude seeping from its every orifice worst thing I have ever seen... and I have seen it all.
Its not fun like sharknado can be at times... this is cringe level 1000 and beyond.
I know that Roberts is a Z actor at best these days, but god damb if he didnt find a new low with this one!!!
The special effects in were atrocious, given the fact that this movie is made in 2024. It looked like a video game from -94... and the rest was filmed in the woods... CHEAP!!
I could go on but you get the point.
I absolutely love everything science fiction. Movies like this, I dont even read the reviews... I look at the title..look at the cover art.. get excited this may be that gem waiting for me to find, press play and hope for the best... Honestly the first few minutes I knew that the cover art was as good as it was going to get!!!
Its not even funny bad. Its just bad. In every way possible. Its without a doubt the most incompetent, with unbelievable ineptitude seeping from its every orifice worst thing I have ever seen... and I have seen it all.
Its not fun like sharknado can be at times... this is cringe level 1000 and beyond.
I know that Roberts is a Z actor at best these days, but god damb if he didnt find a new low with this one!!!
The special effects in were atrocious, given the fact that this movie is made in 2024. It looked like a video game from -94... and the rest was filmed in the woods... CHEAP!!
I could go on but you get the point.
This movie mis-sold itself.
It is really a nature documentary, showing us some gorgeous slow shots of foliage, with a most 80s sound track, with a bit of humans in it to remind us how superior unmoving, bad lit, badly frames leaves can be in terms of screen time.
When watching, it becomes instantly clear what this movie is. If you make the mistake of hopping through the long shots, slow pans and weirdly framed bits of scraggly bush, then you'll skip the majority of the movie. If, instead, you skip through the truly atrocious human parts, then you can remain in that calem, zen space, especially if you turn off the horrendous synths.
Part of me wonders if the movie has been made to demonstrate to other film makers every bad mistake a director can make. Introducing characters needs to have them engaged with others, interesting dialogue, read with conviction and verisimilitude. Not 5 minute montages of them getting out of bed, scratching their balls and having breakfast.
Shots designed to capture the nature of a person need to be at the level of the faces, with the actor filling the screen, so we can focus on their emotions as they play out across their faces, not shot from above, seeing mostly the tops of their heads.
Chase scenes need more than just a stationary camera and intense music. Indeed, don't build your movie around the tunes, padding out every scene to fill the runtime of the royalty free midi synth track you downloaded.
Your story also needs a story. Hinting at day of the triffids and predator isn't enough. Character development. Engaging mystery. Stakes. Something. Anything.
There were so many flaws with this movie. Its not even bad. It boring. Boring, meaningless waste of everyone's time. The director needs to go to school, learn some new tricks, and maybe watch some good movies and pay attention to the direction. Perhaps then they won't share turgid nonsense with the world, but something worthy of pride, instead.
It is really a nature documentary, showing us some gorgeous slow shots of foliage, with a most 80s sound track, with a bit of humans in it to remind us how superior unmoving, bad lit, badly frames leaves can be in terms of screen time.
When watching, it becomes instantly clear what this movie is. If you make the mistake of hopping through the long shots, slow pans and weirdly framed bits of scraggly bush, then you'll skip the majority of the movie. If, instead, you skip through the truly atrocious human parts, then you can remain in that calem, zen space, especially if you turn off the horrendous synths.
Part of me wonders if the movie has been made to demonstrate to other film makers every bad mistake a director can make. Introducing characters needs to have them engaged with others, interesting dialogue, read with conviction and verisimilitude. Not 5 minute montages of them getting out of bed, scratching their balls and having breakfast.
Shots designed to capture the nature of a person need to be at the level of the faces, with the actor filling the screen, so we can focus on their emotions as they play out across their faces, not shot from above, seeing mostly the tops of their heads.
Chase scenes need more than just a stationary camera and intense music. Indeed, don't build your movie around the tunes, padding out every scene to fill the runtime of the royalty free midi synth track you downloaded.
Your story also needs a story. Hinting at day of the triffids and predator isn't enough. Character development. Engaging mystery. Stakes. Something. Anything.
There were so many flaws with this movie. Its not even bad. It boring. Boring, meaningless waste of everyone's time. The director needs to go to school, learn some new tricks, and maybe watch some good movies and pay attention to the direction. Perhaps then they won't share turgid nonsense with the world, but something worthy of pride, instead.
The only conclusion I can draw from this incomprehensible waste of effort is that Eric Roberts owes somebody and is repaying the favor with his participation in this movie. This isn't like one of those Bruce Willis Post Dimentia movies, It is far worse. Although the movie tries to have a plot, the actors and dialog don't even compare to a kindergarten play. Accommodation of the fully drawn special effects on human acting Are a travesty of the film industry. Clearly someone wanted to make a movie with an iphone and just decided one day to rough sketch a story about Mutant sharks in space and fill it with marginal actors and idiotic dialog Imdb needs to provide for a negative scale rating on movies because this would be negative 1 billion. I am thoroughly appalled that this movie, but what really gets me are the Fake ratings.
I dont know why the rating started at 1, there should be Negative as well.
I watched it in 20 min, full of useless seens, no idea what is the idea, one photo for the shark which is a man waring a costume of shark running.... i could make much better with 100 USD budget. Shame and shame and shame again.
Advice, if you are drunk, hase 1 hour extra to waste or simply wana watch why this movie is rated 1 (like me) please watch it, its only 6 or 7 locations shoots, each will be 10 min talking long. Its also rated for PRE-BORN age. Dont you belive me, just wacth it again. The highest prize for moet rubish movie shall be given to this one.
I watched it in 20 min, full of useless seens, no idea what is the idea, one photo for the shark which is a man waring a costume of shark running.... i could make much better with 100 USD budget. Shame and shame and shame again.
Advice, if you are drunk, hase 1 hour extra to waste or simply wana watch why this movie is rated 1 (like me) please watch it, its only 6 or 7 locations shoots, each will be 10 min talking long. Its also rated for PRE-BORN age. Dont you belive me, just wacth it again. The highest prize for moet rubish movie shall be given to this one.
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