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The acting in the movie resembles two infants trying to build a spaceship.

A shark horror movie without any sharks , CGI from 1990s. I have seen adult films with better plot, acting and even action.

45 minutes of the movie is just people walking around doing nothing... I will now do what they did in the movie and copy paste this twice to fill time The acting in the movie resembles two infants trying to build a spaceship.

A shark horror movie without any sharks , CGI from 1990s. I have seen adult films with better plot, acting and even action.

45 minutes of the movie is just people walking around doing nothing...

Granted, when I sat down to watch the 2024 movie "Space Sharks" I harbored zero expectations to the movie. Why? Well, first of all, the movie's title was sufficient in itself. And the fact that the only familiar name on the cast list was Eric Roberts just didn't elevate any hopes for the movie. But I am a sucker for shark movies, and of course I would give writer and director Dustin Ferguson's 2024 movie a fair chance on the off-chance that it might actually be a worthwhile movie.

The narrative in the movie is near non-existing. You mostly just watch random people mill about with their daily lives and chores, to the way-too-high sounds of 1980s synth music. Yeah, it wasn't really particularly entertaining to say the least. And the writer copies heavily from the 1987 movie "Predator" as well, to the point where it was embarrassing to witness.

And the dialogue in the movie was terrible. It was as if it was written by either AI or some pre-school student with dreams of being a script writer.

The acting performances in "Space Sharks" was sluggish and laughable. It felt like the majority of the actors and actresses didn't buy into this movie themselves, and they were just there to collect an easy pay cheque. And even Eric Roberts looked and felt like his mind was far away on some remote tropical beach while his body was on the set of "Space Sharks". Aside from Eric Roberts, then I was only familiar with actress Brinke Stevens. Yeah, I've seen enough low budget and dubious movies to recognize her, I admit that.

The movie's dialogue track is very low, and you need to crank up the volume to hear the dialogue properly. But there is a problem, because the movie's annoying 1980s synth score is way higher than the dialogue, so you have two very different scales of volume going on.

I am beyond amazed how a movie that is made in 2024 can have CGI effects that look like something from a game from the early 2000s. The CGI animation scene with the corridors after the intro sequence was just insanely cringeworthy to look at. The graphics were just so horribly outdated.

And you have to suffer through about 39 minutes of the movie before you get to see the God-awful sharks themselves. And 39 minutes was well over half of the movie, as it runs at a staggering 70 minutes of pure pointless boredom.

While the movie is terrible and abysmal, it wasn't even on the scale where it was fun to watch. Nay, "Space Sharks" is just straight up a terrible and ridiculous movie, that is not worth your time, money or effort. Some of us suffered through this dumpster fire of a movie, so you don't have to; you're quite welcome.

My rating of "Space Sharks" lands on an undisputed one out of ten stars.

Dont watch it. Thats all.

I absolutely love everything science fiction. Movies like this, I dont even read the reviews... I look at the title..look at the cover art.. get excited this may be that gem waiting for me to find, press play and hope for the best... Honestly the first few minutes I knew that the cover art was as good as it was going to get!!!

Its not even funny bad. Its just bad. In every way possible. Its without a doubt the most incompetent, with unbelievable ineptitude seeping from its every orifice worst thing I have ever seen... and I have seen it all.

Its not fun like sharknado can be at times... this is cringe level 1000 and beyond.

I know that Roberts is a Z actor at best these days, but god damb if he didnt find a new low with this one!!!

The special effects in were atrocious, given the fact that this movie is made in 2024. It looked like a video game from -94... and the rest was filmed in the woods... CHEAP!!

I could go on but you get the point.

My wife said "Eric Roberts.must have owed someone a favour."

Julia please give your brudda some $ this is unbearable.

It hurts too watch but it made me laugh and cry. There is no $&@&$$ way my wife and I could make it through the entire film.

I just wanted to see a space shark :(

Looking at wife's face while we watch this was priceless.

She hates me now and wants a divorce.

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Eric Roberts y.

This movie mis-sold itself.

It is really a nature documentary, showing us some gorgeous slow shots of foliage, with a most 80s sound track, with a bit of humans in it to remind us how superior unmoving, bad lit, badly frames leaves can be in terms of screen time.

When watching, it becomes instantly clear what this movie is. If you make the mistake of hopping through the long shots, slow pans and weirdly framed bits of scraggly bush, then you'll skip the majority of the movie. If, instead, you skip through the truly atrocious human parts, then you can remain in that calem, zen space, especially if you turn off the horrendous synths.

Part of me wonders if the movie has been made to demonstrate to other film makers every bad mistake a director can make. Introducing characters needs to have them engaged with others, interesting dialogue, read with conviction and verisimilitude. Not 5 minute montages of them getting out of bed, scratching their balls and having breakfast.

Shots designed to capture the nature of a person need to be at the level of the faces, with the actor filling the screen, so we can focus on their emotions as they play out across their faces, not shot from above, seeing mostly the tops of their heads.

Chase scenes need more than just a stationary camera and intense music. Indeed, don't build your movie around the tunes, padding out every scene to fill the runtime of the royalty free midi synth track you downloaded.

Your story also needs a story. Hinting at day of the triffids and predator isn't enough. Character development. Engaging mystery. Stakes. Something. Anything.

There were so many flaws with this movie. Its not even bad. It boring. Boring, meaningless waste of everyone's time. The director needs to go to school, learn some new tricks, and maybe watch some good movies and pay attention to the direction. Perhaps then they won't share turgid nonsense with the world, but something worthy of pride, instead.

I wasn't expecting much when I started to watch this.

Plagiarizing some shots or ideas from Alien, Predator without any originality, it makes some sequences 'funny' when you realise how stupid this is.

Luckily, it was short enough to not become a snooze fest. After a 10 minutes intro on space visuals, who by the way looks worse than what was done for Alien in 1979, you will jump into a CGI travelling that seems to be extracted from the alpha version of Doom 3 (the video game, from 2004).

The acting goes from 'high school production' to 'bad' all along.

I don't blame them though, it's a director job to lead is actors.

All the 'monsters' and the blood splash visuals effects could have been rendered on a arthritic Xbox 360.

But the thing I will remember for a long time, it's all the shots of people who are just.. walking or running from the foreground to the background and vice versa.

The only conclusion I can draw from this incomprehensible waste of effort is that Eric Roberts owes somebody and is repaying the favor with his participation in this movie. This isn't like one of those Bruce Willis Post Dimentia movies, It is far worse. Although the movie tries to have a plot, the actors and dialog don't even compare to a kindergarten play. Accommodation of the fully drawn special effects on human acting Are a travesty of the film industry. Clearly someone wanted to make a movie with an iphone and just decided one day to rough sketch a story about Mutant sharks in space and fill it with marginal actors and idiotic dialog Imdb needs to provide for a negative scale rating on movies because this would be negative 1 billion. I am thoroughly appalled that this movie, but what really gets me are the Fake ratings.

I dont know why the rating started at 1, there should be Negative as well.

I watched it in 20 min, full of useless seens, no idea what is the idea, one photo for the shark which is a man waring a costume of shark running.... i could make much better with 100 USD budget. Shame and shame and shame again.

Advice, if you are drunk, hase 1 hour extra to waste or simply wana watch why this movie is rated 1 (like me) please watch it, its only 6 or 7 locations shoots, each will be 10 min talking long. Its also rated for PRE-BORN age. Dont you belive me, just wacth it again. The highest prize for moet rubish movie shall be given to this one.

This movie is unbelievably terrible. It's so bad that even Steven Segal's recent films seem like masterpieces in comparison. My kids faces watching it could be the only review you need to skip this movie.

The effects are bad. The movie starts with a long intro and some CGI scenes of the '90s. Even the 3D games of the 90s look more realistic than the spaceship interior scene.

The editing is a disaster. Each shot drags on for way too long, even though the movie is only an hour short.

The actors are... well, they're not really actors. They're just regular people who stumbled in front of a camera from 2001. Even the walking scenes look unrealistic.

The image is bad. Bad as in... shot with a 15 years old camera phone. Most modern phones have better image.

The background music is just generic stock music on repeat, failing to make the scenes any less boring.

Overall, the only thing that is related with movies is the short presence of Eric Roberts, this D-list actor.

Honestly, I could probably make a better movie this weekend with my iPhone and my kids. It would be more interesting and have better special effects, and I have zero experience in filmmaking.

Dr. Johnson (Eric Roberts) and others are experimenting with sharks in a spaceship. They crash and the Space Sharks are unleashed upon people in the woods.

This is not Sharknado. This is much closer to Birdemic. It does have a small section in space with Eric Roberts who could possibly be the only truly professional actor in the whole cast. I get a sense that some of the spaceship actors noticed the score and endeavored to camp it up. I started to enjoy the silliness of some of the acting. Once the movie moves down to the ground, it becomes all too obvious what this movie is. There are lots of these movies around. It is a bunch of amateur actors wandering in the woods butchering lines with laughable CGI. That's the majority of this film and the part which resembles Birdemic.

This film was one of the most captivating pieces of cinema I have ever witnessed. The movie is filled with amazing camerawork and stunning visual effects. The 2001 video game type beat that was playing throughout the movie only added to its quality. The amount of beautiful nature shots rivalled David Attenborough's documentary: "Our Planet".

The underlining plot of this movie is also a work of art. The creativity of combining space sharks with evil plants is amazing. I would have never thought that that hippie lady was going to climb a tree and turn into deadpool. The 45 minutes of random introduced characters walking in silence was what I could only describe as thrilling.

Overall this movie is a must watch. 10/10

Also, just a warning to any families viewing this picture: there is a frequent amount of extremely realistic and heavy gore.

One of the worst movies ever made and I've seen the movie Monsturd. It was so bad that it motivated me to log into my previously stagnant IMDb account just to write this review. Horrible acting, horrible effects, and not a single thing in this movie was scientifically accurate. Not a single thing makes sense. Even the sound isn't consistent- it'll be super loud and then cut to a scene with the actors and the sound is very low. My middle schooler can make a better movie than this. I mean I'm wondering who even agreed to bankroll this whole project. How is this a movie from 2024? Like, what even is this movie.

Space Sharks is thudding, plodding Ferguson nonsense. Eric Roberts has about two lines in the film and looks liked he wandered off the set of a Stalked By My Doctor sequel. Mel Novak is very full on. Forcing tears through his very intense face. There's narrative tangents that make very little sense. Characters thrown about willy nilly. I'm pretty sure Ferguson cobbled together a bunch of different scenes from half finished films to get the running time long enough because so little of it connects. There's a scene where characters walk down a path and the sound of the crunching leaves beneath them is so loud it drowns out all dialogue. There are like three shots of the titular Space Sharks. Most of the film is about killer plants...?! The credits are, of course, over ten minutes long.

I found this scrolling through different movies and found this poorly acted and produced movie I started to watch it and the first 45 minutes of it my handicap little brother who has been paralyzed from the waist down stood up and walked 5 feet to the tv remote and turned it off that's all I have to say and one last thing did they only have one camera guy most of the shots were just the camera facing one way and the poor actors walked the way the camera was facing like me and five of my friends could make a better movie but I'm just glad that my little brother stood up even when he was paralyzed just to turn of this movie.

Wish I could score less than a 1. Absolutely the worst film I have ever watched. Almost turned it off but I'm not easily beaten - wish I was lol...

There's some decent ratings on here but they are surely just having a laugh as there's no way they enjoyed this movie.

The CGI is NOT CGI it's tracings on plastic film and the filmed randomly.

The soundtrack is awful.

The acting is plastic to say the least.

And as for Eric Roberts he should be ashamed of himself. I'm not saying he's the best actor to have ever been on screen but surely he doesn't need this drivel on his CV.

Would I watch it again? NO.

Should you? NO.

Honestly, grade 6 &7 students, with no budget & using only their phones, could have done a better job with lego bricks and hand-drawn backgound scenery. Truly abysmal... ABYSMAL!

The opening credits alone (all 8 minutes) put me to sleep. The only way to watch this is at 10X normal speed, muted, and while you are having a colonoscopy doped out on medical grade fentanyl. And even then, I'm sure you would prefer to watch the monitor showing the inside of your large intestine instead.

If any of the people associated with this steaming pile of dung have any letters after their names, they should have their accreditations pulled. It would be an embarrasment to any school to have these hacks on the alumi rosters.

Save your time and never even turn this on. The worst effects, worst acting, worst camera work, and worst ai movie poster I've ever seen in my life. I expected bad but not the worst movie I've seen in my life lol.

You are better off shoving a giant shark fang deep into your eye socket and turning it 15 times counter clockwise and you'd still have a way more enjoyable experience than this monstrosity.

So do yourself a favor and spare yourself.

Spare yourself.

Please do not give this junk anymore clicks than probably me and 5 others have endured.

I cannot believe this movie is even allowed to be reviewed on here to be honest.

I love the part where the guy slowly walks for 80% of the movie. The movie had me at the edge of my seat the ENTIRE time. And wow talk about a way to end a movie.

The film excels in its tongue-in-cheek humor, delivering one-liners that land as effectively as a shark fin slicing through water. The special effects are a glorious mix of cheesy nostalgia and impressive creativity, giving viewers everything from neon-lit space battles to close encounters with floating, ferocious fish.

The characters are a lovable bunch, from the cynical captain with a heart of gold to the eccentric scientist who believes he can communicate with the sharks (spoiler: he can't). Each character brings their own brand of quirkiness, adding to the overall charm of the film.

While the plot may be thin-after all, it's not a cinematic masterpiece-"Space Sharks" thrives on its absurdity. It doesn't take itself too seriously, allowing for plenty of over-the-top action sequences and outrageous shark attacks that are as entertaining as they are ludicrous.

In the end, "Space Sharks" is the perfect film for those who love a good laugh and a healthy dose of sci-fi silliness. Grab your popcorn, settle in for a wild ride, and prepare to be entertained by a film that truly embodies the phrase, "Why not?"

Best movie I've ever seen. The editing was crazy! CGI was incredible I couldn't believe my eyes! The acting was peak. It was so emotional it was making me laugh cry. It was so realistic too! The murder scenes was awesome! The sharks looked incredibly real it was making my eyes trip out! I thought that the one couple was really funny! It reminded me of me and my boyfriend! I'm gonna watch this movie with my boyfriend now and I just know he's going to love it just as much as I do! I'm definitely going to watch this again and again and again and again! Hahaha! Just love this movie so much! It's a must watch! I most definitely recommend!

To start with, Eric Robert's is in the movie for about 10 seconds, delivering 2 lines. It's childish, silly and has no plot. There is no script, no acting and this whole mess makes no sense at all. The background music sounds like it was ripped from a bad 90's video game. I have sat through lots of theses kind of movies and generally know what to expect, and can find some entertainment in the cheesiness of the whole thing, not so here. The only reason I made it through was to see if Eric Robert's was going to appear again, he didn't. Skip this one, there are lots of Z grade movies that may have some charm, but this ain't one of them.

Every moment during this movie left me absolutley encapsulated. The soundtrack in the background adds an absolutley thrilling atmosphere to the whole movie and really immerses the viewer in such a way that is rare to most - I greatly applaud the team for this - especially the high-pitched pop drum beats that are used as a base track in every music- making app ever! A genuis concept! Don't even get me started on the cinematography - it is as if Tarantino himself directed it with the amount of realistic injuries and heavy gore included! Golly Gosh!

Honestly, I had a hard time sleeping after watching! It is an absolute spectacle of talented film-making, rare to this generation. This is an absolute hidden gem and I believe this talent will definetley get the direction far in the future through their original and excellent directing style. The acting itself is absolutely beautiful and brought tears to me at points - especially where the male, blond talented main character, a master in the art of acting, gets punched in his chest by the ferocious space shark! My goodness! The mere speed of the shark was enough to make me gasp, and the hit itself was just perfectly executed. I just had to audibly flinch and look away - the gore was simply too much.

The use of amazingly applied CGI to create the plants that surround and brutally kill and drag around the main characters should honestly win an Oscar in itself - the mere talent left me speechless! I would advise to include more montages of scenes in the future - the 3 minute shots of beautiful scenery just wasn't enough for me, as I personally need time to really appreciate the beauty and excellently chosen location of the movie, evidently in an average british park, which may seem idiotic to the eye, but when compared with the uncomparable film-making of the director, this park becomes so much more. The Predator- like nature of the shark and his ability to see through objects just really adds to the thrill and becomes an absolutely wild experience, ideal for horror lovers!

I would also advise that the characters should walk for a bit more time, the 57 minutes of walking around just didn't really do it for me, I think a few more kilometres should do it. However, these shortcomings are quickly made up for by the fantastic acting, whos melodramatic nature overshadows the mistakes and shines a light onto the true talent of the actors, perfectly casted as I am convinced I saw the evil scientist in my local Tesco's on Saturday, providing a more personal feel to the movie which I am just in love with.

The overall combination of brilliant CGI with the over-expressed acting of the actors along with the ideal setting of an average british park (which closes at 9pm, accounting to the lack of night scenes) honestly works together brilliantly. The mere ability of the cast to move along with the space shark in such a flow is truly a miracle and I hope to see more movies like this in the future. The space shark is something clearly to be feared - it's legs, which may seem unnatural to the human eye but extremely creative to a good audience are simply a work of art, and the space shark itself genunley scared the marbles out of me! I applaud the director and the cast for such an amazing experience, and I very much recommend that everyone watches this movie at least once - it is simply a must- see that will 100% become a classic one day through its originality (among the other hundreds of shark movies created) through allowing the sharks to walk! Simply brilliant!

Before Space Sharks, I was a lonely soul with no game. But after watching Space Sharks, everything changed! It taught me about bravery and pure genius. Now, I've got two girlfriends and two actual sharks in my basement. Walter White's rants about Egyptians were epic, and the music was so good I had to add it to my Spotify playlist.

But I'm kinda bummed I only saw the drunk guy once. I was really looking forward to more of his slurred wisdom and tipsy adventures!

The singing and soundtrack were so amazing, they literally knocked my grandma dead! Personally, my favorite parts were all the hilarious deaths and the random Among Us theme at the beginning of the movie! Absolute masterpiece!