Zombiez

Seriously folks, I would've given it a lower score but it only lets you go to 1. Wow. What a piece of garbage. Absolute waste of time. I felt it sucking the life out of me while watching it and even though I didn't pay to see it, I still want my money back. Hell, I want my hour and eight minutes of my life back. That was just torture. Quite possibly the WORST story, acting, direction, (zero) gore, all around waste of video tape. I can't even tell you what it's about since there's no plot. I didn't see one zombie through the whole thing. Just a bunch of morons with Halloween blood on them walking around chasing some talentless chick with plastic scythes that one would find at a Halloween store (this is not a joke, seriously. PLASTIC SCYTHES from a Halloween store). Horrible, horrible, horrible. EVERYONE involved with this videotape should be stoned to death or burned at the stake. I wouldn't recommend this crap to a retarded person because even a retarded person could tell that this LAME excuse for horror is pure crap plain and simple.

Someone had to steal a camera and get the strange drug induced idea that they can make a zombie film for African Americans/by African Americans. to the creators of this crap-Well congratulations, You have now given your people their very own "Cthulhu Mansion" I've seen some bad movies in my time and zombie enthusiast as I am, I tried my hardest to like this film, but only found myself disgusted. Here's a hint, try to find "real" actors and not just some thugs off the street. If not you will never get taken seriously, and only produce garbage exactly like this. Also hire a "real" camera man. Filming a movie requires more than just following the "actors"(LOL) around and pressing the record button. Oh yeah one more thing, story actually means something these days.Just because you flash some definitions up on the screen, doesn't mean your literate enough to write a script. It just means you can read a dictionary. Try looking up words like- creativity or talent.

I'd like to preface by saying that I LOVE zombie movies of all kinds, no matter how cheesy. Considering that, this is absolutely the worst, most amateur movie I've ever seen starring "zombies". Heck, I can even appreciate badly made horror movies that entertain with their ridiculousness a la "leprichaun" but this wouldn't even qualify for that.

Admittedly, I was unable to even suffer through the entire movie. I couldn't take it anymore and had to stop after about forty minutes. If you enjoy a challenge, maybe you can make an attempt to see this thing through to it's conclusion. For me, I regret the $3.50 rental fee wasted supporting this junk...

I have been shocked, angry & sorry for watching this so-called movie. I wanted to pull off my arm & through it at the screen. I can't even say that this is the worst movie I have ever seen because that would be a good rating for this thing which can be described by many words, but for sure, it should not be described as a movie, so, I will call it the "THING". I can't imagine that any creature ( not a human being for sure ) is capable of making such an awful "THING". To summarize : No logic, No story, Awful acting, Awful directing, ....etc. REALLY, I don't have enough bad words to describe such a "THING". All who participated in that "THING" (especially, the director) should be prosecuted & sentenced with a life-time punishment in a maximum security prison which is the only way to ensure that they will never be able to torture the viewers again.

Yes, it's that bad. Until I watched this piece of crap I never met a zombie I didn't like. These weren't zombies, these were IDIOTS splashed with some red fruit punch that laughed as they chased people and smiled mugging for the camera in every shot. OH, and I'll only say one thing for the Molotov smoke bomb, F@%K YOU whoever thought that looked good. NO acting, NO action, NO zombies, NO blood. I am still in a state of disbelief that this somehow got picked up by Lionsgate. They must have ran into the director or producer, tossed them $2 and a couple tacos and ran away laughing to the bank.

Thing is I didn't spend a single penny on this, it was given to me as a birthday present seeing as I'm an avid zombie fan. What horrible vile and unforgiving dickhouse would do this me...my own loving, cruel, sweet and evil as all hell mother would do this to me. I now wish I was adopted, or switched at birth. I will have my revenge on her, when she least expects it...there I'll be in the shadows waiting for revenge. A roll of duct tape and a stack of every film ever made by Uwe Boll, the only revenge fitting.