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I cannot believe this insult to the movie industry was ever made. I was always under the impression that a movie had to have a plot. I was wrong. Or was I? Can this even be considered a movie? Not in my opinion.

I love zombie movies. Love, adore, thoroughly enjoy. I would have rather sat through 7 hours of the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers than ever watch this movie again.

I want my dollar and six cents back that i split with a friend to rent this movie. Since when could zombies use weapons (that anyone can buy at the Halloween store come October time... you know, the outrageously fake looking sickles and dull gray plastic meat cleavers), have RATIONAL conversations with each other and their prey, sprint for 10minutes straight, and anger the viewer to such a degree that makes someone fart on the DVD itself? (true story)

Want confirmation that this is one of the worst movies ever? OK... here's a question you ask yourself to administer the "Worst Movie Ever" test. Is there a random person in a chicken suit being shot at for no reason? If you answered yes, this movie deserves the title "Worst Movie Ever". Sadly, for this movie, the answer is yes.

I don't know if this was designed to be a metaphor for the effects of drugs on people, or just the makers of the movie were high on crack themselves. I can't even list 1% of the things wrong with this movie. An unborn fetus could produce better work.

I'd like to preface by saying that I LOVE zombie movies of all kinds, no matter how cheesy. Considering that, this is absolutely the worst, most amateur movie I've ever seen starring "zombies". Heck, I can even appreciate badly made horror movies that entertain with their ridiculousness a la "leprichaun" but this wouldn't even qualify for that.

Admittedly, I was unable to even suffer through the entire movie. I couldn't take it anymore and had to stop after about forty minutes. If you enjoy a challenge, maybe you can make an attempt to see this thing through to it's conclusion. For me, I regret the $3.50 rental fee wasted supporting this junk...

I feel sorry for the guy before me who paid $3.50 for this movie, we paid $2.09...

I've seen just about every zombie movie ever made. I've read all sorts of zombie books. And I've played all sorts of zombie games. I know zombies. This movie is anything BUT a zombie movie.

First off the horrible production value, looks like they made this with a personal camera, and the acting sucked. The "zombies" first start out by beating people with meat cleavers or a sickle. Stupid? Yea i thought so too. Then instead of eating them, they tear at the clothing and squish raw meat in their hands.

I understand that for a movie like this the SFX budget is maybe $20, which they used to buy the sickles and meat cleavers...and even the occasional Dollar store "Pirate Sword", but at least make the violence look decent.

The story makes no sense. Starts out with zombies beating people, then the main female character "Joe" going home to her husband and for some reason stripping down to her under pants and sitting on a bed talking, then sleeping for 5 minutes to have "zombies" break into their HUGE apartment.

This is where the story gets confusing. Joe is attacked by a "Zombie" and taken to the factory she works in while a guy is torturing someone with a Power Drill. THen while looking for a phone, Joe wanders into the forest...A FOREST IN JERSEY!!!! Why would a phone be in the forest? Don't be fooled by the box art for this movie. There are no staggering zombies, no sewer zombies, hell turns out they aren't even zombies. They are more like gang members who plan to take over the streets by killing people and selling their remains in a pie! No I'm not kidding To keep from ruining this steaming pile of a movie I'm going to end it here. If you still wanna see this movie, buy a gun to shoot your DVD player then yourself for watching this movie.

My rating wouldn't fit here cause the IMDb scale only goes to 1...It deserves far less...

I saw 10 minutes of this fetid pile of crap and really wished I could have Ebola than have to watch it again. Seriously, I would rather watch my skin be pulled from my body and eaten by rabid baboons than have to watch any more of this thing - I've seen better production in snuff films.

If anyone sees the director of this film, punch him in the face for me. And then set fire to his head.

Certain people just should not be allowed to make films, and I can now safely add everyone associated with this thing. It makes Manos look like Citizen Freakin' Kane.

I would like to say regardless if you believe in Jesus or not This movie in fact made him cry. Therer is a point when practical jokes go too far and this I think was proof. The movie really was like drinking flat warm beer with your best friends ugly sibling. You are not sure when it was a good idea or how it crossed your mind to do it but you are pretty sure that it the act will end you up in hell. That is how i felt when I was done watching the film.

IT was that bad really.

Please save your self their is a beautiful wonderful world out their and this film will not show you that.

IT was that bad really

It will still be worse than the re-make of bad news bears really it will

Seriously folks, I would've given it a lower score but it only lets you go to 1. Wow. What a piece of garbage. Absolute waste of time. I felt it sucking the life out of me while watching it and even though I didn't pay to see it, I still want my money back. Hell, I want my hour and eight minutes of my life back. That was just torture. Quite possibly the WORST story, acting, direction, (zero) gore, all around waste of video tape. I can't even tell you what it's about since there's no plot. I didn't see one zombie through the whole thing. Just a bunch of morons with Halloween blood on them walking around chasing some talentless chick with plastic scythes that one would find at a Halloween store (this is not a joke, seriously. PLASTIC SCYTHES from a Halloween store). Horrible, horrible, horrible. EVERYONE involved with this videotape should be stoned to death or burned at the stake. I wouldn't recommend this crap to a retarded person because even a retarded person could tell that this LAME excuse for horror is pure crap plain and simple.

Someone had to steal a camera and get the strange drug induced idea that they can make a zombie film for African Americans/by African Americans. to the creators of this crap-Well congratulations, You have now given your people their very own "Cthulhu Mansion" I've seen some bad movies in my time and zombie enthusiast as I am, I tried my hardest to like this film, but only found myself disgusted. Here's a hint, try to find "real" actors and not just some thugs off the street. If not you will never get taken seriously, and only produce garbage exactly like this. Also hire a "real" camera man. Filming a movie requires more than just following the "actors"(LOL) around and pressing the record button. Oh yeah one more thing, story actually means something these days.Just because you flash some definitions up on the screen, doesn't mean your literate enough to write a script. It just means you can read a dictionary. Try looking up words like- creativity or talent.

This movie just sucks!. At least I didn't have to pay to rent it but I do have to pay for the electricity to watch the DVD, so I wasted that money. To think, I almost rented something else but then thought it might be a good zombie movie. This movie makes Shaun of the Dead look like a masterpiece. By the way, that movie had more f words than this piece of crud. I didn't even know what the movie was about until I read the review after I watched the movie. This must have been a fifth grader's school project. I am hoping that if I ever come across a zombie that he doesn't run, talk or carry sharp implements. I just can't get over how much this movie sucks. Guess I'll just watch Dawn of the Dead for the millionth time.

I have been shocked, angry & sorry for watching this so-called movie. I wanted to pull off my arm & through it at the screen. I can't even say that this is the worst movie I have ever seen because that would be a good rating for this thing which can be described by many words, but for sure, it should not be described as a movie, so, I will call it the "THING". I can't imagine that any creature ( not a human being for sure ) is capable of making such an awful "THING". To summarize : No logic, No story, Awful acting, Awful directing, ....etc. REALLY, I don't have enough bad words to describe such a "THING". All who participated in that "THING" (especially, the director) should be prosecuted & sentenced with a life-time punishment in a maximum security prison which is the only way to ensure that they will never be able to torture the viewers again.

This had to be The Worst Pile of Horse Pooh that I have ever seen. The fact that Lions Gate and Maple had anything to do with this garbage is beyond me. There were no Zombies in this movie you had actors laughing in there scenes. The fact i paid for this movie makes me a idiot..Ohh Well lesson learned. When the characters get shot there was no blood there was nothing. There was no plot it all took place in the office junk yard or what ever that place was. I thought Hood Of the Living Dead was crap this one takes the cake. I love Zombie movies much I keep getting suckered into buying stuff like this. Well no more stuff like this should be banned

Yes, it's that bad. Until I watched this piece of crap I never met a zombie I didn't like. These weren't zombies, these were IDIOTS splashed with some red fruit punch that laughed as they chased people and smiled mugging for the camera in every shot. OH, and I'll only say one thing for the Molotov smoke bomb, F@%K YOU whoever thought that looked good. NO acting, NO action, NO zombies, NO blood. I am still in a state of disbelief that this somehow got picked up by Lionsgate. They must have ran into the director or producer, tossed them $2 and a couple tacos and ran away laughing to the bank.

Thing is I didn't spend a single penny on this, it was given to me as a birthday present seeing as I'm an avid zombie fan. What horrible vile and unforgiving dickhouse would do this me...my own loving, cruel, sweet and evil as all hell mother would do this to me. I now wish I was adopted, or switched at birth. I will have my revenge on her, when she least expects it...there I'll be in the shadows waiting for revenge. A roll of duct tape and a stack of every film ever made by Uwe Boll, the only revenge fitting.

This Movie is a total waste of time. I don't know how I even sat through it. I am a big fan of zombie movies and try to watch as many as I can. I love George Romero, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci. I also enjoy the comedy zombie movies like "Shaun of the Dead" and "Redneck Zombies". This movie has nothing to offer, its not scary nor comical at all. The special effects are terrible. The acting is the worst. The blood looks like purple kool aid. The so called explosion when the girl kills the 3 zombies in the woods is just a little bit of smoke. The knives and meat cleavers look plastic. They only show little chunks of intestines. I don't even remember the so called zombies eating any flesh, they just squish it in their hands and laugh. By the way the zombies are not walking dead just guys who run around with meat cleavers and kill people for their flesh. The only funny part at all was when one of the cannibals questions the boss cannibal on what the name of the operation is going to be called. The movie really makes no sense at all. Avoid this stinker at all costs.

I can't even begin to describe how awful this thing is. I don't want to. I'll only comment on movies I really love or really hate, and I HATED this movie. endless minutes of running with one-note music droning on and on...bad makeup, bad acting, bad lighting, bad everything. I admire people for trying to make movies, but this one hurt.

There's not enough action or logic to this thing. I know they didn't have any money, but I really think they didn't have a script either. it honestly looks like they looked in the closet and said 'hey look we have a video camera!' and they just pulled it out and started shooting. did they make it up as they went?

Thank god for fast-forward.

I was renting a zombie movie marathon, and this movie attracted me mostly because of the box art, and it had the 'Maple' logo on the back (Maple also brought out Saw, and Hostel), so I figured it was going to be a gory zombie movie.... The only gore is the half cooked sausages that are used for intestines. When other users say that the special effects budget for the movie was $20, I think they're overestimating ! I'm not even going to go on about dialog and plot problems, suffice to say there are plenty.

In summary, This movie has the honor of being the absolute worst piece of filth that I have ever seen. Sometimes you can watch a bad movie because it's cheesy, but this one is just bad, I have no idea how it got distributed, I want my $1.90 rental fee back.

This is the by far the worst, most awful, sickening, hilariously dumb movie I've ever seen and I truly regret spending an hour and fifteen minutes watching this complete and utter crap.

The movie has so may errors and goofs that you think that they put the whole thing together in like 2 hours or something! A person must bleed when he gets shot in the knee twice! A finger NEVER EVER grows back once its bitten off! Zombies don't talk, neither talk, laugh or RUN! Don't ever think of watching this movie. Go watch Teletubbies or Barney! At least its educational.

God be with those who are about to watch this without and prior warning.