The Phantom Creeps

There are two versions of THE PHANTOM CREEPS. There is the movie serial that lasts 265 minutes and a severely truncated version that lasts only 78 minutes and was released as a full-length movie. This review is for the 78 minute version and in no way is indicative of the overall quality of the longer film.

Bela Lugosi is a mad scientist and unlike many crazed scientists, he is a man of many talents. Not only has he developed a cool giant killer robot but he's got his hand in many other experiments--the most exciting of which is his invisibility formula. When his wife and a friend learn of his work AND hear that he's willing to sell his work to anyone who is willing to pay, they threaten to go to the authorities. Doing this was a good idea--TELLING this insane and amoral scientist before you do it isn't! And, after disposing of them, Lugosi decides to use his new 'toys' to threaten mankind and all the usual junk you'd expect from such a film.

Because the full-length film was so savagely chopped to pieces, the film was very hard to follow and was very disjoint. It looked at times like a serial (which usually have tons of holes to begin with) but was practically impossible to care about. My advice is skip this one and look for the serial IF you have 4-1/2 hours to spare!!

Death rays, radioactive meteors, deadly gas, invisibility belts, mechanical men, robot spiders... all in one secret lab! What more could anyone want? Despite these schlocky riches, "The Phantom Creeps" (at least in its 80 minute movie incarnation) is largely underwhelming. Evil genius Dr. Zorka (an unsubtle Bella Lugosi) and ex-con henchman Monk (Jack C. Smith ) battle a couple fedora'ed G-man (Bob West and Jim Daley) while enemy agents lurk in the background and a 'plucky' girl reporter (Dorothy Arnold) noses around (you know that she's 'plucky' because that's how she's described on the front page of the newspaper that breaks the story of Zorka's bid to destroy the world). Being a glommed-together 12-part serial that is compressed to about a quarter of its original running time, "The Phantom Creeps" seems pretty dis-articulated at times (although it's easy to pick out the cliff-hanger endings that would have demarked the original chapters). The lurching, scowling hydrocephalic robot is the best part (as could be guessed by its prominence in all of the advertising material). Watchable only by people who want to add this silly Lugosi serial to their life-lists but don't want to invest 4+hours into watching the entire serial.

The Phantom Creeps is everything an old classic B sci-fi thriller is supposed to be. It features Bela Lugosi (as Dr. Zorka), a mad megalomaniac genius with a utility belt and a sack of gadgets that would make Batman and James Bond blush, against a team of CIA-types, a reporter, and local law enforcement. Lugosi hams up a storm and really seems to enjoy himself in this immensely silly role. His somewhat untrustworthy and dull side kick, played by Jack Smith is a great foil to his overbearing stage presence, and he makes a truly great sadist! The film is replete with clever and creative (for its time) special effects (plane crashes, all sorts of random electrical currents, cloaking technology) and a lot of technobabble reminiscent of some of the less palatable Star Trek series.

For an added bonus, the creators threw in a plot, and a cast of well developed, if stereotyped, characters. This film is an edit-job of the old classic serial with the same title, and it is essentially a highlight reel - compressing all the pivot points on the winding road followed by the serial.

Ultimately, it's mindless, kinda trashy entertainment, but it's also a damn good time.

The Phantom Creeps (1949) is an edited down serial from 1939, a dozen episodes (total runtime: 4 hrs 25 minutes) chopped down to 78 minutes for broadcasting on TV; this goes a long way to explaining the messy and often incomprehensible plot, the numerous cheesy cliffhanger scenarios, the hokey performances, and the dated Flash Gordon-style scene transitions.

Bela Lugosi slums it as Dr. Alex Zorka, a scientist whose many inventions (a giant robot, an invisibility belt, a ray gun, and spiders that are controlled by small explosive discs!) are a threat to world safety. Out to stop him from selling his creations to the highest bidder are G-man Capt. Bob West (Robert Kent) and Lt. Jim Daley (Regis Toomey), aided by spunky reporter Jean Drew (Dorothy Arnold).

Although this severely truncated version obviously features the best bits of the serial, the choppy, repetitive nature of the story makes it a real challenge to sit through (although undoubtedly nowhere near as difficult as sitting through the whole 4 hrs 25 minutes). Despite the unforgettable sight of Lugosi bombing the Hindenberg from a biplane, this doesn't warrant a rating any higher than 3/10.

The original serial was released in 1939 and consisted of 265 minutes. This thing was released in 1949 and was stitched together as a movie and the running time became 78 minutes. So, if you are wondering what the heck is going on and if it feels like something missing, there most certainly is something missing. I remember watching episodes of the serial and then I watched this and was like, what is going on!

The story, well a mad scientist and his henchman Monk that constantly betrays the doctor, but someone keeps his life are doing things! Making exploding spiders that creep up on you! Making giant robots who are not good at combat and turning things invisible! Meanwhile, Bob the officer is trying to piece things together while a woman reporter tries to get the scoop. There are spies who wear strange masks and an battle in the skies too, but a lot of things just seem to happen randomly due to the aforementioned editing.

Bela Legosi plays the made doctor and he is okay, does what he usually does in a film. It seems as if the lady reporter is not in this thing much at all, I remember seeing her more in the serial version. Just too many quick edits and jumps to new scenes really makes you scratch your head, but it all ends with a plane crash so at least that much is clear.

So, it is entertaining in a fever dream kind of way. I mean, you just get a snippet sometimes of a scene before it simply moves on. I am sure the full serial is a bit better as far as story, but a bit more boring too. I mean, they are not going to be cutting out the most entertaining set pieces, but probably more exposition and romance with the reporter. Still, they may have wanted to at least have this thing be a bit more coherent...