The Panther Squad

This movies is properbly the best from Sybil Danning. A team of sexy commandos go to rescue the world from an terrorist orginisation. This theme is nothing special but the talent of sybil's group make this one very impressive. They do run, fight a lot and beat up the bad guys. However, this is a low budget film that unable to make a convincing sences at the end of the story. Indeed, such kind of girl-n-gun genre would never be convincing enough. Who care. I should say this is very good one you can find among the euro spy action and Miss danning is impressive. Definitely, it delivers the elements that charlie' angels does.

It's camp at best and a very poor imitation of a female version of a James Bond action film. Sybil Danning struts around the screen in tight leather pants and a leather halter top and bandana accompanied by a bunch of so called Charlie Angels in bikinis. They are assigned to save the world from a gang of bad guys who simply want to stop the space mission to save the planet of course.

Obviously the producers just wanted to keep close to Sybil Danning and watch her in action. I'm still waiting for the action to start.

I give it a 3 out of 10 IMDb rating.

Panther Squad is a 1984 action film directed by Pierre Chevalier (House of Cruel Dolls, The Invisible Dead, East of Berlin, and Ladies House of Pleasure) under the name Peter Knight. It was written by Georges Friedland (Angel of Death, Maniac Killer, Night of the Eagles, and Moonwolf) and Ilona Koch. It was produced by the legendary Jesus Franco (Jailhouse Wardress, Golden Temple Amazons,Faceless, House of Cruel Dolls, Zombie Lake, Barbed Wire Dolls, The Sadist of Notre Dame, Angel of Death, Diamonds of Kilimandjaro, and Sinfonía Erótica). Ilona (played by: Sybil Danning from The Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf, Hercules, Nightkill, Battle Beyond the Stars, Julie Darling, Chained Heat, They're Playing with Fire, Malibu Express, Reform School Girls, LA Bounty, The Phantom Empire, Grindhouse, and Halloween) who is known as The Panther leads a squad of female mercenaries. When a famous astronaut is held captive by a group of murderous environmental extremists known as Space Clean, the desperate world leaders turn to The Panther Squad. These dangerous women go on a search, rescue, and destroy mission to save the future. Can they succeed during this risky and brutal job????

Panther Squad is kinda a shocker and not really in a good way. You would think something like this would be loaded with sleaze and nudity but there's actually none here. It has decent action every once in awhile but it's a little slow and boring for the most part. The action featured here is a little tame compared what was being made around the same time from this sub-genre. It has some classic Eurocine choppy editing and it's very low budget in every possible way when it comes to the production so those features kinda add to it's bad movie charm. I did enjoy the classic 80's style score and it's cheesy rock theme song. Panther Squad is definitely one of those 80's action flicks trick you with it's cover artwork and plot that's promised on the back. It just doesn't live up to anything to be real. Cult actress Sybil Danning gets one of her rare leading roles in Panther Squad. She's probably the best thing about this mess. She still looks great here and the other woman tease some eye candy but nothing ends up happening with this sexy cast of women. It has a few familiar faces in this that includes Jack Taylor (Pieces, Angel of Death, and House of Cruel Dolls), Donald O'Brien (Emmanuelle and the last Cannibals, The Sect, and Zombie Holocaust), Karin Schubert (Emanuelle Around the World), Jean-René Gossart (Maniac Killer), and Antonio Mayans (Angel of Death and Diamonds of Kilimandjaro). Panther Squad has a few solid moments but for the most part it's just a bad movie. This might be a good one to hang out with some friends and play a drinking game with. It's worth checking out at least once but definitely don't get your hopes up for it. If you are still curious about it, it's available on Tubi right now.

The other user reviews are pretty accurate.

It's like if Andy Sidaris was 14 and got a budget to make a film. Just like Hallmark Xmas movies, this one could easily be re-worked and improved to make a modern Sidaris flick, it has many, if not all of the same 80s elements.

From start to finish, this is terribly written/acted and awfully staged. There are so many continuity mistakes it was hard to keep up with them, the key ones being the girl-count from scene-to-scene. Maybe one or two of them took a food or bathroom break, but they had to keep on filming, who knows?

All of the women on Sybil's "squad" apparently can kick any well-armed and trained terrorists butt, and still look like they just came out of a salon, and their outfits, what little fabric there was to them, remained intact an unblemished despite multiple high-action conflicts in various nature settings. Don't look for any nip-slips, or cheeks, they're not here, the costumes keep body-parts well constrained. And on that topic, I think this is the only Sybil Danning flick without ANY nudity at all.(Her in a leather halter top is as risqué as it gets) this was on Tubi, so I am fairly certain it wasn't censored, but there's no bad language, the violence is subdued, so I'm curious as to the R-Rating. Toss in some early 80's B-band demo tracks, and your trip to the pre-Sidaris side is complete. Seriously, don't waste your time with this one.

This is a movie that I'll be honest, I didn't know about until getting the Eurocine Volume 1 collection for review thanks to Laura from Scandal Coactive. This was one intrigued me more than others because it featured Sybil Danning. She's an actress that I know from The Howling 2. I also know that she appeared in Rob Zombie's Halloween, V and other things from back in the day. I was intrigued to see what we'd get here.

Synopsis: a squad of female mercenaries take an organization called Space Clean, which is dedicated to stopping space exploration.

We start this off with seeing women doing target practice in a shooting range. This is done with the opening credits and the theme. We then shift over to learning that the world has joined into a world order called N. O. O. N. or New Organization of Nations, outside of a few smaller ones. The reason is pooling resources together for space exploration. We see the president, played by Roger Darton, as he is relaying this information.

There's a problem though. An eco-terrorist group, Clean Space, has hijacked this spacecraft. We see that N. O. O. N. tries to regain control, but they can't. There is something on Earth that is preventing making contact to the spacecraft. They also scramble to send up the other pilot to regain control, but she is kidnapped. It is decided that a special group needs to be called in, they're led by Ilona aka The Panther (Danning).

She contacts Frank Bramble (Jack Taylor). He's supposed to be a great special agent, but he's a drunk. We see that Ilona doesn't drink to keep her wits about her. She brings in her unit, made up of Françoise Bocci, Donna Cross, Karin Brussels, Analía Ivars and Virginia Svenson. They're all women and they use it to their advantage.

Their mission leads them to a compound that houses Barbara (Karin Schubert), the leader of Clean Space is played by Jean-René Gossart and a local general Carlos (Antonio Mayans). This elite team is risking their lives to save the hostage and regain control of the space craft before it is too late.

That is where I'll leave my recap and introduction to the characters. There isn't much to this story and it feels like it is borrowing from other action movies of the time. I'm not as versed with when movies came out, but I can't imagine this did it first. Something that is interesting is that our villains have a good point. They just do it in a way that isn't great. They don't want humanity to explore space, they want to keep it clean. With environmental issues we're having today, this is relevant.

Where I'll then start to delve deeper is that I love the feminist approach we have here. There's an all women squad of commandos. They're all beautiful with Danning leading the way. This is also sexist with the outfits they're wearing. Having them wear bikinis at one point as a distraction makes sense. When they're infiltrating an enemy base in heels and barely any clothes, that isn't practical. Now I've not seen much of them, but this feels like an Andy Sedaris film without the nudity. Having the latter would make sense for what it tries to do.

I think next aspect I'll go to is filmmaking. This Blu-ray looked great. I'll credit the clean up there. I'd say that the cinematography is fine. Setting up the locations are good. We do have filler here with documentary footage edited in. I get why they're using it, but it doesn't make sense to show a traditional rocket and then cut to space where it is something futuristic. The action scenes aren't great. We can see that these people aren't used to doing their own stunts and it is limited what we get there. The stakes aren't there either. I do have a soft spot for the soundtrack. It is so 80s from the theme to songs picked. This is just a low budget action film and you can feel it with how it limits what they're doing.

All that is left then is acting. I loved seeing Danning here as she's gorgeous. The problem is that she doesn't have much to work with here. Her fight scenes are stiff. The draw here is seeing her in this leather outfit. Her crew isn't much better. I'll say that they're good looking and we see them wearing little. The best performer here is Taylor. He's hilarious as this drunk secret agent. I thought that Schubert, Gossart, Mayans and the rest of the villains were fine. The acting here isn't good. Part of that is the language barrier. This isn't working with a large budget so take that into account.

I've given this a second watch with the commentary on. This featured Danning chatting with a gentleman. He did say that he was calling from Toronto or somewhere near there in Canada. He was hard to hear. Danning on the other hand was in a studio in Los Angeles. What I'll say is that listening to her made me appreciate this movie more than I did originally. She talks about her career, different things that she's done and how her time working on this film was behind the scenes. She does also give insight to her co-stars and the locations this was shot. I rather enjoyed hearing this and the information that she provided.

In conclusion, this is a fun action film. It's not good though. I do hate to say that, but the story is generic. There isn't much in the way of tension as I'm not worried about the characters. Part of that is we don't get to know any of them outside of Ilona or Frank. This is a vehicle to show off Danning and her body. The filmmaking is fine, but it is limited by the budget. There are things that aren't matching up. The action sequences are boring. This feels like it is a movie that needed nudity to get it a draw. Not one I can recommend until you want one you can mostly ignore while having drinks with friends.

My Rating: 3.5 out of 10.