Sweet Justice - 5 donne per una vendetta

Sunny (Finn Carter) gathers her kick boxing girlfriends and a cop (Marc 'the Beastmaster' Colton) to get revenge after her sister is killed by a toxic waste dumping creep by the name of Billy Joe (the late Frank Gorshin known always as The Riddler from the old Batman show). We know he's 'evil' from the get go because he smokes (the horror, the horror). OK so technically she's killed by a dog, but if the movie was about a gang of women using martial arts against canines, the movie would probably be slightly sillier (but probably marginally better) So anyways, obviously all the pretty girls can kick any man's ass from here to there and they do in their quest to bring Billy Joe down. So I guess one could classify this as a feminist eco-friendly action flick with one gratuitous hot tub scene. You know the kind Steven Seagal would be making if he was still a valuable commodity. The first half of this film is deathly dull as nothing happen and the film moves at a snail's pace, so much so that when the 'action' starts, even the most hardened B-movie veteran will be lulled to a near comatose state. This is one step above "Chickboxer"

Eye Candy: Finn Carter, Kathleen Kinmont, and Cheryl Paris get topless

Where i saw it: TMC

My Grade: D-