Dragonfight

This film is probably the most incoherent nonsense I have ever watched but in such a majestical way..Is it 40 films weaved in to one..Is there a sequel on the way that can explain anything that transpired in the film? I advise..just watch it and get lost in the true art of the non-sensical.

This must be the worst movie ever made in the film history... It has no connected story. You don´t understand what the film is about... You´re totally confused.. I think there´s some guys wandering around in the desert looking för each other (like, they want to kill each other)... At the same time there´s some dressed up, fancy-looking guys sitting in a building in a city. They all watch when those other guys try to kill each other. One thing that I don´t understand is that: How is it possible to place all that flying, non-flying cameras in the desert where those two gladiators are located??? Please tell me!!

So, if you want a good laugh and some time of thinking why they ever made this film....Then see it!!!

Michael Paré does a very nice work as an actor!!! YEEHHOO!!

Me and my friends rented this baby just to have something to watch while we drank beer and lied to each other about female conquests of the past... The party ended pretty early since we started to watch the movie. Obviously we had missed the "first part" or.. because we didn't understand anything! My most vivid memory was a line from the film: Two guys are standing in the middle of nowhere. One of them says something like "There ísn't a living soul out here for a hundred miles except us"... and in the background a motorcyclist are clearly visible the whole time. In a normal movie, that would have mean that someone was out to get the guys or.. well, anything! In this movie it truly didn't mean anything. It just ..was...

Robert Z'Dar's chin deserves its own credit in the movie. This guy has a chin that would eat Jay Leno's chin for a lightweight snack and not even blink. How freaky would it be to see a chin that blinked? I wish I had a screenshot from the movie of Z'Dar wearing his chain mail because he looks JUST LIKE Buzz Lightyear.

Anyway, laughing at his chin is the only sort of entertainment you're going to get from watching "Dragonfight." Since Michael Paré is in the movie, my friends and I thought this would be a good one to rent and make fun of. Nope. This is a movie that's so bad it's *not* funny, and Paré wouldn't appear in it for more than 5 minutes.

Unless you like a 5-minute premise stretched out to 83 minutes by showing repetitive shots of people running in the desert and climbing hills, then I suggest you avoid this one by any means necessary.

This movie almost plays as a sequel as whoever wrote it seems to think you should know what is going on so he isn't going to take the time to explain it. The "plot" and I am using the term loosely is I am guessing a bunch of rich people in corporations make bets based on two guys fighting to the death. Sounds simple enough, but wait...somehow one of the warriors is able to come back from the dead. How? Who knows...it has something to do with this gal who I think was some kind of sorceress. This is never really touched upon much, but hey she is cute and I think that is why she is stuck in this one. Nothing much to be said for the fighting as it involves Robert Z'Dar and some other guy. When I first saw this movie I only caught the end and wondered why the heck Z'Dar was dressed as a knight and he was going around killing people (his character goes berserk or something and starts killing more than just the guy he is fighting). I thought this was some movie about time travel, which would have been better than what it was really about. You occasionally flash to these board members watching the fight and other stuff...it does have a rather catchy tune to it and it is rather short so it wasn't all bad. As I have said though it plays like a sequel to something.