Calm Yourself

When the story begins, Pat (Robert Young) is fired from his job by making time with the boss' daughter. Suddenly Pat gets an idea...to open up a company to do dirty jobs...things folks don't want to do themselves. The idea is not as sure as Pat thinks...and his new company struggles. Ultimately, however, he ends up taking a job in keeping a lady away from her father's house, caring for a scary dog AND watching a baby...which turns out to be a kidnapping! How can Pat extricate himself from this mess? And, what of the lady, as she and Pat have started to fall in love.

The idea started off pretty well. However, as the story progressed, it became more kooky and ridiculous. Additionally, since you never really like Pat very much, it also becomes tedious. Not terrible...just not very good despite coming from MGM. And, I agree with one of the other reviewers who felt the whole thing came off as forced...and loud at the end.

Claude Gillingwater fires Robert Young for making love to his daughter, so Young heads out and starts of 'Confidential Services". Among the services he provides is keeping Ralph Morgan's daughter, Madge Evans, hidden without her getting suspicious.

There's the typical MGM gloss that keeps this movie watchable, with lots of interesting character actors like Herman Bing, Paul Hurst, Shirley Ross, and Clyde Cook. What it lacks is a sense of fun, despite the direction of George B. Seitz. Perhaps it's because Young keeps repeating his catchphrase, "calm yourself" any time anyone becomes upset. Perhaps it's because the comedy bits, like a shoe-eating Great Dane, seem a bit too calculated. Whatever it is, it all falls a little flat.

Advertising executive Robert Young (as Preston "Pat" Patton) is fired from his job for kissing boss' daughter Madge Evans (as Mary Elizabeth Allenby). Taking a cue from his frequently uttered "Calm Yourself" motto, Mr. Young starts his own business, called "Confidential Services, Inc." Young explains, "Our large and versatile staff will pawn your jewels, send your strategic telegrams, hold your hand during operation, or do almost anything you ask." Just say "Calm Yourself" and allow Young to handle it, for a fee.

Young gets off on the wrong track by delivering the wrong drunk to an overweight wife's bed. Next, he is hired to keep beautiful Madge Evans (as Rosalind) away from her father's new wife because rich old papa Ralph Morgan (as Kenneth S. Rockwell) has been passing himself off as a younger man. So, Young hires Ms. Evans as his secretary, allowing her to become involved in some comic misadventures. They also become romantic. A baby and a dog are added to the confusion. Everybody tries to remain calm.

**** Calm Yourself (6/28/35) George B. Seitz ~ Robert Young, Madge Evans, Betty Furness, Ralph Morgan

It's not terrible. It actually gets better as it goes along. But emblematic of the frantic efforts for a laugh is the shoe-eating dog: Robert Young, who has set himself up as someone who can resolve sticky situations for pay, finds himself saddled with a huge dog. The dog is ill behaved in the extreme and neither cute nor likable. When things seem to have slowed down, the dog is, no pun intended, trotted out again to give proceedings a hectic flavor.

Madge Evans, the daughter of client Ralph Morgan, is appealing. Betty Furness is fine as the girl Young is after when we meet him. Nat Pendleton is always good for a smile when he shows up, as he does so often in movies of this decade.

There are far worse movies. But this one can get on one's nerves in its attempts at being funny every second.

The title "Calm Yourself" is so generic, even for 1935, that I always have to look it up on IMDb to make sure I get the right movie. Otherwise, this is a fairly good film that fills its 70 minute format with ease. It sort of runs as a TV sitcom before there were TV sitcoms. Part of this is due to the fine cast that includes Robert Young before he became typecast as either the perfect father, Jim Anderson, or the perfect family doctor, Dr. Marcus Welby; Betty Furness before she became a refrigerator; Madge Evans, somewhat of a silent child star who developed into a talented actress yet never received stardom as an adult; and a covey of skillful character actors including Nat Pendleton, cowboy regulars Raymond Hatton and Ward Bond, and Paul Hurst.

The story is an amusing one, if a bit confusing, involving Pat Patton (Robert Young) who tries to impress his girlfriend, whose father has just fired him, by opening a confidential agency. His new career gets him involved with a new girlfriend while the old one is still around plus an assignment that turns into an unintentional kidnapping. There is also a temperamental dog that keeps nipping at his backside. Beware that there is a bit of unnecessary Hollywood racism thrown in near the end which was not uncommon for that time period.

Of interest is Pat Patton's agency which seemed unusual until a new movie just out at theaters, "Inside Man," presents a new version of a confidential agency with Jodie Foster at its head. Many viewers, myself included, were at first unsure just what Jodie Foster's job entailed. This old Hollywood flick helps to explain it.