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GRAND HOTEL was a marvelous film by MGM and featured the studio's best actors, writers and director...so it's not surprising based on its success that the studio then repeated this great formula with DINNER AT EIGHT. Here with LUXURY LINER, Paramount is trying to piggyback off MGM's success with a similar sort of sophisticated soap opera...but with only fair results. Why were the two MGM films great and this one not even near great? Read on...

Unlike the MGM films, Paramount did NOT pull out all the stops to make this film. It doesn't star their best talent and the film is anchored by the competent George Brent but no one else of consequence. Additionally, the film's writing is completely adequate at best...with too many soapy moments instead of subtlety. The result is only watchable.

The film begins with a German-American cruise ship about to leave for America. Dr. Bernard (Brent) begs a friend to find him a place aboard the ship, as his wife has just left him and is supposed to be aboard. Considering she just left him a terse not and disappeared, you can understand his position. The Captain makes Bernard the ship's doctor and he must attend to 1001 different problems as they arise. In the meantime, you see the stories of several other not especially interesting folks--such as the scheming cute lady who wants to work her way from 3rd class to 1st, the aging industrialist who is just out of prison, the cheating wife, her new boyfriend and much more.

None of the stuff that happens as the film wraps up comes close to being subtle of clever--especially with Dr. Bernard's story. Much of it didn't make any sense...especially when Bernard was ready to claim responsibility for a murder he didn't commit!!! The only story that was a tiny bit interesting was the 3rd class lady who was told "...you may have the rhinestones for nothing...but you'll have to work for the diamonds!" by a lecher! But her story, too, was anything but subtle. So what you have is a salacious but indifferently written time-passer...and nothing more. Very soapy, very moralistic and a bit of a disappointment.

Interesting little B/W oldie:Dr. Bernard finds out his wife is sailing for the states with the super wealthy Mr. Stevenson-the good Dr. secures passage as ships surgeon to confront his wife. Meanwhile we meet Millie who only wants to live life on the top deck,but has to find a way up there from 3rd class,she first gets help from Mr. Thorndyke who used to live that life but is now busted out.(he is asked why he is traveling 3rd class and his reply is "because there is no 4th class")Millie does work her way up,and when finally in the company of a gem merchant she has to make a decision between the offered rhinestones or diamonds.Back to the main plot line,when the DR.,his wife and Mr. Stevenson meet, Stevenson is the one pretending to take some high moral road-which is absurd because he has spent the whole film chasing after some opera diva he met on board. And all the while Nurse Morgan does her duties and quietly suffers in the background of this 5 sided triangle.I have to say,I always enjoy C.Aubrey Smith's performances in any film I have seen him in-here he plays Mr. Thorndyke, and he is wonderful. The female leads are all lovely-you ought to read Alice White's bio on IMDb-quite a story.

This is one of those multi-plot movies set in a location where people of all ranks of life mingle: a sort of GRAND HOTEL on water, although the movie based on Vicki Baum's novel would not come out until the fall of that year. George Brent is a doctor who takes over as ship's doctor because he is in pursuit of his wife, who has run off with millionaire Frank Morgan, who already has an eye for opera singer Verree Teasdale. Meanwhile, Alice White wants to wheedle her way up from third class to first, and is the conduit for news that Morgan is buying shares in a company.

It's fun to see actors out of their stereotypical roles, including the always wonderful C. Aubrey Smith as a cynical busted millionaire, fresh out of prison, who's on his way to America, traveling in steerage "because they don't have fourth class." However the plots are pure melodrama and the film shows signs of having been cut severely to bring it down to second feature length. This was director Lothar Mendes' last film for Paramount on his contract, and although he did very well for himself, winding up directing THE MAN WHO COULD WORK MIRACLES for Korda, there's little doubt in my mind it's because of his lack of success in Hollywood.

Luxury Liner is a 1933 film starring George Brent, Zita Johann, Frank Morgan, Alice White, Vivienne Osborne, and C. Aubrey Smith.

A doctor, Thomas Bernard (Brent) boards an ocean liner and demands to travel on it, which is good news for the ship's doctor who hasn't had a chance to visit with his family.

Bernard is on the ship for one reason - to see his wife Sybil (Vivienne Osborne), who has left him for a wealthy man, Alex Stevenson (Morgan). Meanwhile, he is very helpful to the people on board ship who need him, and he has the help of a nurse (Johann), who seems to have a crush on him.

It all gets pretty messy when Stevenson meets an opera star (Veree Teasdale) he admires on board and wants to leave Sybil.

There are two other subplots, one involving Alice White as a gold- digger dying to get to first class, and C. Aubrey Smith as a former wealthy man stuck in third class.

Very dated and filled with a lot of old acting style - actors used to pause in the middle of a line for emphasis. "Does it make you feel...like a god?" That was done constantly, and the lines are somewhat weighty.

It is interesting nonetheless and the acting for the most part is okay. Alice White, whose story would have made a better movie, is quite funny, George Brent does a good job, and Zita Johann, who looks a little like Sylvia Sydney, is very good as the nurse.

I think it's always worth seeing these precodes, to see how the acting has changed, how the stories were different and emphasized wealthy people, and to see actors like Brent early on. And I liked reading about people I was less familiar with. Teasdale was married for 28 years to Adolphe Menjou, and the two had a popular radio show for some time. Zita Johann was married to John Houseman. And Alice - read her bio.

Luxury Liner is a terrific, entertaining drama from 1933 with a very talented cast. Alice White gives a delightful performance and the movie is worth watching just to see her.

As the film begins we see a large ship ready to depart from Europe to America and we meet some of the passengers. There is Dr. Thomas Bernard (George Brent) who is trying to win back his ex-wife (Vivienne Osborne), Miss Morgan (Zita Johann) is the ships nurse who never dates, Milli Stern (Alice White) a third class passenger who desperately wants to be in first class, Edward Thorndyke (C. Aubrey Smith) a former millionaire who's just been released from jail, and Alex Stevenson (Frank Morgan) who wants to romance an opera singer.

While Dr Bernard fights to get his wife back, Milli comes up with a scheme to make money in stock market. Of course there is a lot of drama and fighting and a little romance.