All American Bikini Car Wash

The writer obviously never got laid as a teen so he is improvising in his wet dream to make it cum true ... seriously, a hundred dollar tip for a car wash is outlandish even for hollywood ..10 bucks would be way over the limit for services rendered ...what a dog

I mean what can go wrong with a title like that? I'm not even sure how legal something like that is, I suppose it is not really, which would make sense. Having said that, this is a movie and it is aimed at a certain target audience. So before we go any further, yes there is nudity, yes there is car washing in Bikinis - hence the title.

There is also a weird love story - which almost elevates the movie to a different level. And I say almost because due to acting constraints (let's call them that), you may not be fully engaged in any of that. Another reviewer even suggested to "fast forward" during the boring parts. Now I don't have to read further to know what is meant. I've seem worse, but there are also way better comedies out there with similar subject matters

There's nothing much in the movie. The acting is really bad. It made me cringe most of the time. But there are some hot girls in Bikini. So watch if you wanna see that.

This was poorly written, and the acting was just below b-movie standards.

The soundtrack was ok, but whoever edited this needs to go back to school, because the soundtrack is annoyingly always playing even while people are talking and it seems like it's in the foreground instead of the background.

I felt cheated by this movie because not all the women in the movie appear topless. It runs for 90 minutes, pretending there is a plot, when there isn't as made obvious by the title of the movie itself. A review of 4.9 at the time of watching this film made me believe there would be some laughs at least. But there was not even one. Even the gratuitous display of boobs couldn't make up for what an utter waste of time and money this movie was for me. I wouldn't recommend this movie even if I was its producer and distributor. How do I write more to make this review long enough to fit 10 lines? Gosh, I think I am putting more thought into this review than the scriptwriters did.