John Carpenter's Suburban Screams

I'm just gonna come out and say it.. John Carpenter was the king of the 80s. But he hasnt been on that throne in over 3 decades. He had a couple passable movies in the 90s but the dude lost his touch tbh. He's been thriving producing synth music for a while now. That's where I think he should've stayed.

His last movie The Ward was so awful I was like yea dude, retire already lol.

So when I saw that he was doing this series, I literally had no interest at all. But... then I saw that it was a documentary series and that had my intrigued! Like wow a true crime series hmmm. This could possibly be worth a watch maybe.

Unfortunately all of these "cases" seem really unbelievable and honestly very uninteresting. I found myself bored to death through the whole thing. I also felt somewhat phony. Like these people recounting the events were actors or something. Not to mention the re-enactments were REALLY horrible. Like that's to be expected from your run of the mill true crime series.. but this is John Carpenter right?? It should be better I would think...

I mean for comparison.. ID has a series called Real Detective that was rebranded to The Case That Haunts Me and that series has amazing re-enactments and it's on the discovery channel..

Anyway... it's not like the worst thing I've ever seen (hence the 3 stars) but it was definitely boring and I can't really recommend it either.

Biggest mystery... why would John Carpenter attach his name to such a terrible series??

This series is NOT horror. It's low-grade late-night-network-tv-true-crime suspense at best. Sure there are some scenes that are more gory than network tv would allow, but gore does not equal horror. If gore is surrounded by really atrocious acting and storytelling, it's just gore for the sake of gore. At no point would I classify this series as "horror". It's true crime with boosted gore for some scenes.

Most scary thing.. the earrings and flattop on the guy in the first episode - especially the earrings.. just odd. Makes ya wonder... does he not have any friends or family to tell him how stupid the earrings look? Or do his friends/family all lie to him about them??

I watched 3 episodes.... that's really all I could tolerate. 3 because I had to confirm more episodes were poor, not merely the premiere. The first three episodes are at the same D-grade level in acting, story, and direction, leading me to believe so are the rest of the episodes. I'm not a masochist. So, I didn't bother with the last 3 episodes.

It's rather boring and "cheap" in my opinion.

A low-rent, knock-off, pseudo "True Crime Stories" with a sort of misguided "supernatural" notion surrounding them. It's got heaps of D-level acting and story telling. I just couldn't get past the over-the-top-forced-drama trying to push suspense as much as possible. It's borderline clichéd and somewhat comical and is so poorly acted that it essentially works against what it's trying to achieve.

I think some reviewers are rating this series MUCH higher than it deserves merely because John Carpenter's name is attached to it. I've rated this series based upon what I saw.... and not based my rating on some sense of loyalty or nostalgia because Carpenter has done truly excellent work in the past. Even the most adept director, writer, producer can falter... as Carpenter has in this series.

----- Pass ------

This is "true crime" garbage, joining the list of other such shows polluting the streamers.

It is quite idiotic, on so many levels. Lame "reenactments" and talking heads. Obvious fictionalizing of supposed real stories.

It is cheap programming, and apparently, the masses are eating up this tripe, or they wouldn't keep producing this stuff. It's lowest common denominator output.

I've seen this genre produced first-hand. This past year, for some money, I worked a true crime series, which I swore that I would never do. It was as bad as I expected, and I left the job. Everything about it was lame. The pay, the producers, the cheapness of it all. Very "Z level."

This series ups the ante, I suppose, by buying off John Carpenter.

I was watching this while on the treadmill, for a distraction, but I am not moving beyond the third episode. The same thing happened with the even worse "Phrogging" series on Hulu. I found myself yelling at the screen with this one, too.

There are some GREAT "true crime" documentaries out there, as opposed to this formulaic series nonsense.

Do. Not. Watch. This.

6.5/10

This really reminds me of "Unsolved Mysteries" just minus the unsolved mysteries. The style is very reminiscent of that, and that's probably why I enjoyed it moreso than the show itself. The stories being told weren't the most interesting or exciting, nor were the people telling them, but the reenactment videos were well done & kept my interest enough that I continued to binge watch the entire series in a day.

There's nothing new or groundbreaking here, and it's not anything so exciting or great that I'd tell someone to rush to watch it, but if you enjoyed watching Unsolved Mysteries and/or are interested in people telling personal ghost stories, it worth the watch.

Title: Suburban Screams: Unmasking the Horrors of Small Towns

Introduction: John Carpenter's documentary, "Suburban Screams," delves into the unsettling underbelly of seemingly idyllic small towns, unearthing true tales of terror that occurred within their confines. This thought-provoking exploration challenges the viewer's perception of safety and reveals the macabre secrets lurking beneath the surface of suburban tranquility.

Summary: "Suburban Screams" takes viewers on a chilling journey through a series of meticulously researched and narrated stories. John Carpenter, known for his mastery in the horror genre, brings his expertise to the realm of non-fiction storytelling, creating a captivating and spine-tingling experience. The documentary explores multiple cases of horrifying events that took place in small towns, shattering the illusion of peaceful neighborhoods.

Carpenter's meticulous attention to detail is evident throughout the documentary, as he weaves together interviews with survivors, law enforcement officials, and experts to provide a comprehensive understanding of each case. The storytelling is masterfully executed, with suspenseful reenactments that heighten the tension and immerse the audience in the eerie atmosphere of these suburban nightmares.

The documentary covers a range of themes, including serial killers, unsolved mysteries, and paranormal occurrences. Through extensive research and careful curation, Carpenter presents a diverse selection of cases that offer a nuanced perspective on the dark side of small-town life. Each story is thoughtfully examined, drawing viewers into the psychological and emotional impact these events had on the communities involved.

One of the most commendable aspects of "Suburban Screams" is its ability to balance entertainment with sensitivity. Carpenter handles the subject matter with respect for the victims and their families, focusing on the human aspect of these tragedies rather than exploiting them for shock value. This approach resonates with the viewer and elevates the documentary beyond a mere compilation of horror stories.

Another noteworthy element is the documentary's visual aesthetic. Carpenter's signature style is evident in the atmospheric cinematography, which evokes a sense of foreboding and unease. The use of lighting, shadows, and haunting musical scores enhances the storytelling, immersing viewers in the dark undercurrents of these small towns.

While "Suburban Screams" excels in many aspects, some viewers may find the pacing to be uneven at times. The documentary's structure occasionally jumps between stories, which can disrupt the immersive experience. Additionally, certain cases may receive more attention than others, leaving some viewers craving a deeper exploration of certain.