Milf

This movie is absolutely awful! The producers/directors for this movie must have a lot of money to waste, but probably not. Some of the scenes looked like they were shot on a stage, like this was a play. The acting is 3rd rate (sorry, 2nd rate would be a stretch). How many of them have only x-rated films on their resume? The actor who plays Anthony? OMG! Stick to producing! He was terrible. DO NOT WASTE ANY MONEY ON THIS ONE! I saw it free on Netflix. Good luck to this cast in using this to find more work ;) A plot? I guess that would be the only thing that puts this a step above the normal low budget x-rated movies. The writers must have worked for free. The lines? What were they thinking? Was this made by a bunch of freshmen college students? The women used as the MILF's must have come from time off at the red light district. There was no acting here!

Not much can be said about this movie, is exactly what you thought it would be. The acting is horrible the plot is pretty typical. The actors in it are the dumb horny college kids that you see in every movie. I do commend them on the appreciation for the older woman over younger college girls playing games and not knowing what they want. They picked some pretty good looking and sexy older women to portray in the movie and that is the only reason I gave this three stars instead of one or zero. The MILFs in the movie good quality and for the most part good looking. Some scenes that people will enjoy.

After having watched half of the movie, I simply closed the media player and returned the rented title back to the store the very next morning. Where to begin...

The title itself foreshadows eroticism which in most cases means no plot, poor acting and lots of sexual scenes. And that is exactly what "Milf" is all about. The story seems to have been written by a high school student since the major part of the movie is about sex and showing explicit material and the dialogs between the characters are old and cheesy. Even the plot itself is, well, plot less, and all has been done before (single guys, no luck with women, bullied by "popular" kids, then all of a sudden WHAM, they're laid and feel as if in heaven). Yawn.

The acting is the worst thing about this movie. I don't know what they were thinking with Philip Marlatt (Anthony) Molinee Green (Lori) because their acting is god-awful! They can't fake emotions and you never know whether they are surprised, confused, happy... their expression is always the same. It's like watching a cheap high school play.

I seriously don't know what were they thinking when filming this...

Not a bad movie, not a great movie. By the box art alone, you know what you are getting. If you love "slackers" or "Bob the Butler" this is for you. The protagonist is loveable, but his friends are hit and miss. A handful of laughs but all and all just another asylum film. It's Canadian American Pie. Not unwatchable.

Wow, amazing that this actually made it to see the light of day.

First off, despite being labeled as a comedy, this movie didn't make me laugh once. There were a couple of smirks, but that was about it. This movie was compared to the "American Pie" movies, but it doesn't reach that level at any point, not even by a long shot.

The best thing about this movie was without a doubt, the performance put on by Jack Cullison in the role of Brandon Murphy. He, and he alone, carried this movie and made it worth sitting through. I think he actually might just make a name for himself on the screen.

Sure, there were parts of the movie that had potential, but they failed to come through with enough punch to light up the room. There were scenes that had potential for laughs.

Also, the movie suffered from a horrible dialogue. It was painful to listen to it at times, but people at least did the best with what they had. I think, if the writers had actually put more effort, heart and soul into the dialogue, the movie would have been so much better, and had a lot more appeal.

Now, the worst thing about the movie had to be the performance put on by Philip Marlatt in the role of Anthony Reese. Oh my god! I literally wanted to claw my eyes out. It was like watching a hand-puppet show.

Supporting roles by Joseph Booton and Ramon Camacho were also good. They had the funniest roles in the movie, being all quirky and nerdy, but still managing to get with the MILFs.

As for the scenes and the settings, they worked quite well, and were actually some of the nicer things that came together and worked as a unity for the movie.

For a teen comedy, this movie failed. And there was way too much senseless nudity in the movie for my liking. I usually enjoy a good teen comedy or two, but this one was a drag. There are lots of better and funnier movies in this genre. Not everything in this movie is bad, but when you sit down to watch a movie of this genre you except to be entertained and to get some laughs; "MILF" didn't fully deliver to that extend.