F*ck Love Too

Because a healthy person can't write this much nonsense. The worst "movie" of the year. However, it is still May, maybe someone will take the lead.

Sometimes it happens that the film carries a lot of ideas, so the director somehow gets involved, with too many characters, situations, etc ... This is not the case here, it is amateur garbage. This Netflix will broadcast almost everything.

Well, of course it is filled with every possible cliche imaginable. If you don't like the romcom genre, you probably wouldn't try watching this movie anyway.

But within the predictable, but sometimes charming genre this is a very bad example. The characters are some of the flattest I've ever seen. Everyone is pretty much a copy of the other one, just disguised with different storylines.

The dialogues are just as bad. Nothing surprises, no original lines. And, quite typically Dutch, everything had to be said out loud, instead of using some actual acting speak for itself or using symbolism. There are so many storylines, even for an ensemble movie, that it's expected to be rushed and with many plot holes.

Maybe two or three actors are decent, but they can't lift up the absolutely poor writing. Please stop using "famous people" in movies, just because they're famous and cast people because of their talent. There is an refreshing idea.

Half way through the movie we realized that this isn't a movie. It's just a bunch of scenes that play after each other. The story is predictable and feels like I've seen this many times before. It doesn't help that part of the scenes were shot on this overrated Ibiza, again. The acting of nearly all cast members is terrible. For instance, why is the fortune teller speaking in English with a Dutch accent talking to a Dutch woman?

When we wondered how much longer the movie would last, we were only half way, so we turned it off. Sorry to say, but this was a waste of time.

We wanted to watch a nice, easy going movie about love and friends. This is not even that.

Full of cliches, predictable action and poor script. Just a couple good jokes that are not even worth pressing play.

There's parallel stories that are set to help the main course of events but the connection is not there. There's no point on why you would need to know about this bad bunch of stories that aren't related to the main one.

The cast seem like taken out of a young theatre school. Awful interpretations and the arc that the writers set for them is not well thought.

I honestly don't understand how can they still make a movie with so many cliches in 2022.

This "movie" isn't worth 90 mins of your time.

Looks like screenwriter was from kindergarten and that acting ... teeth hurt. Mute movies from the last century beginning were probably better.