Alien Conquest

Your IQ will noticeably drop in the first few minutes. The dialogue is just actors saying things nobody would say in a way nobody would say it. Situations are awkward and cringey. I don't know how Mark Ruffalo got tricked into doing this horrible flop of an on-screen dumpster fire.

I absolutely love cheesy b rate movies, but this wasn't even amusing accidentally. There wasn't even an effort for continuity, not that one would really notice because you'll spend more time playing with your phone than paying attention to this atrocity. H. G. Welles is spinning in his grave realizing that some joker took his premise and butchered it to hell and back. The spaceships and aliens did look cool for a quick minute but most the CGI was god awful, as was the acting in this monstrosity. It's a miracle I watched all the way through, but like any great train wreck, you can't look away.

Stupid dialogue and you can't call this acting. Emily is especially cringe worthy. This abomination makes a 1950s Saturday kids matinee look like a work of art.

Three WOTW productions in as many years. Three huge disappointments. This one is just as dire as the others. Poor acting, use of inane and unnecessary dialogue to fill up runtime, plot holes (ship travelling from Mars to Earth in 15 minutes anyone?). I give it some credit for the cgi, but that's all. It's just as well H. G. Wells isn't around to see this.

It's an Asylum film. What does anyone expect. If this company reaches 3 stars it's a near miracle. If any film bears the name Asylum, count on worst of the D-class slopfest in every way possible.

Beyond mentioning the name, no further review is necessary. Asylum is a stroll through cinematic pudu barefooted, worthy only of being satirized by a guy and some puppets.