Triassic Hunt

A rip off of Jurassic Park (1993) and a really bad one at that! Which is the stupidest? Triassic Hunt FOR SURE so, so bad: avoid this Tri-assh Budget: $1 (estimated)

If rated as a comedy ... it will make boom as much as. They tryin to act like.gangs 😂😂 and marines.

When you want a laugh and you see its made by asylum you know youll get a laugh. acting is horrible like always. and they dont care about details when making movies, the entire run half the guns you can clearly see have no mag's in them. my recommendation is watch this if you really have nothing else to watch and second watch this if you want to see a comedy not a scifi or horror movie

As soon as I saw the words "The Asylum" on the screen as the movie started, I immediately thought to myself "oh no". Why? Well, because The Asylum has a track record of making really, really bad low budget movies. But still, every now and again The Asylum does manage to put out a movie that is actually adequate and not all that bad.

So I gave "Triassic Hunt" a chance.

While the movie proved to be watchable, it was hardly an outstanding movie. The storyline was just bland and so much in it was just making little or no sense. But hey, a movie with dinosaurs is hardly top notch of creativity, right?

The acting in "Triassic Hunt" was as to be expected for a movie such as this, so you're not going to be in for a grand spectacular performance of high arts. I am not saying that the actors and actresses were bad at their craft, but they put on mediocre performances at best, as if they themselves didn't really believe in the movie's script and premise.

What does work for "Triassic Hunt" was actually the special effects. Indeed, this movie didn't have as bad CGI as I had expected from a movie from The Asylum. In fact, the special effects and CGI were actually quite good for a movie from The Asylum, so that counted well in favor of the movie.

But a bland script and storyline just weren't cutting it in terms of providing a wholeheartedly entertaining movie. Sure, "Triassic Hunt" was watchable, but it was a movie that came and went without much of a dent, nor is it one that I will be watching again.

My rating of "Triassic Hunt" is a less than mediocre four out of ten stars.

Asylum is so famous for terrible screenplays that the bar has become so incredibly low that this rises to a 3/10.

What is it about? Who knows? It's got two dinosaurs eating people, many in flashbacks just so the writers can feel like they're professionals for doing flashbacks.

A team of mercenaries is obviously being fed to the dinosaurs. This is evident from the first half hour, so it isn't a spoiler.

One gets the feeling that the director and writer team just want to do things because they can do them, and just do what special effects lets them do.

The story is so confusing and incoherent that you just sit back and figure it's another "big corporation makes deadly dinosaur weapon movie", and I think that is what it is, ho hum.