The Wiggles: The Wiggles World

It says 'coming soon' but it's been on ABC for a while now. It's terrible. The skits are cringe worthy and repetitive. I know that they consult with child cognitive development professionals who probably steer them in this direction, but it's very hard to sit through and my toddler doesn't engage with it. The best parts are the excerpts from previous concerts. I love The Wiggles and they've been a firm fixture in our house for years. But recent series haven't been as good as Ready Steady Wiggle. I'd love to see Simon utilised better. That man is seriously talented!

Most children's TV is awful let's face it - a bunch of adults acting like morons thinking that's what helps kids learn, instead of may be being role models or teaching them something useful while acting semi normal.

But this is a bunch of morons who look like accountants who seem to focus solely on barbershop quartets, bad ballet skills and Celtic dancing and bagpipes (because the main writer is also one of the actors and is probably the world's most boring man because he's obsessed with Scottish music)

There is literally nothing of value here, nothing being taught and just nonsense that a middle aged white man is interested in.

Did you ever notice that when Emma drives the bow mobile, she turns the steering wheel from side to side yet the wheels remain straight