The Bikini Carwash Company

This would have to be one of the best soft core porn movies i've seen in a long time. They couldn't have chose a better cast. Kristi Ducati is fine, as well as the rest of the chicks.

Of course the acting sux but who cares. Plenty of nudity thankfully. Its refreshing to see such a good flesh movie considering how much crap there is.

In this multi-layered art house film, Ed Hansen makes use of dialectical conflict to tell his story of unbridled capitalism. Polarities such as streetwise beach girl - naive farm boy, brash new marketing ideas - conservative ideas, hard work - play at work, bikini on - bikini off are presented. It is the reconciliation of these opposites in which Hansen demonstrates the plus side of naked ambition. A well rounded cast featuring Sara Suzanne Brown, Neriah Napaul, Rikki Brando, Kimberly Bee, and the gorgeous Kristi Ducati give performances that bust out with enthusiasm. Ms. Ducati, as sleek and detailed as the Ducati motorcycle, earned All-Century second team status. We here at the academy, on principle, do not like to dwell on the physical attributes of the actors, but Ms. Ducati has the most bodacious pair of ... eyes. Also keep an eye out for the auteur Wynorski in an important role. In summary this is a great film with an uplifting message and definitely a classic.

I don't care what anybody thinks. This was the first DVD I bought, and I don't give a damn what anybody thinks of that. I didn't buy it because it was Shakespeare, I bought it because I wanted to see some hot babes on the screen, and I don't like so-called adult flicks (porn).

There's not much here. Hot girls who can't act parade their bodily assets on screen with a thin layer of plot and story to cover up the expose. I have to admit, these were the kind of people I grew up with in California a couple of decades before, when Hard Rock was king, and stingray Corvettes, large vans with elaborate paint schemes and American sports cars were all the rage.

This was the culture I knew. Did I love it? Not then. But I miss it now.

Look, this movie's garbage. There's little if anything redeeming here. But the women, except for the strippers, are pretty decent looking. The sequel I think has better looking girls. Miss Ducati I guess tried to get a real acting career going, but I guess it never got drilled into her head that talent, not looks, carries you in the arts.

I've got my favorites. Not soft porn, strictly T-n-A. A good watch for all red-white-n-blue blooded American males.

WATCH IT! HAVE FUN!

This movie is on my top 10 list as one of the best late-night, straight-to-video Cinemax movies of all time. It follows the STSWB (save the something with breasts) formula, but it does it so well you almost forget it's not a real movie. The plot is simple: Corn-fed nephew comes to L.A. to visit uncle, uncle having trouble keeping car wash in the black, nephew concocts a scheme to raise enough money to keep car wash in a very limited amount of time using busty women in bikinis. If you've seen this movie (or even if you haven't), you've seen one like it. The comedy in this film is classic low-budget humor....lots of bikini tops bursting, weird background sound effects, and comic relief from the really dumb blonde! Definitely a must-see on those cold Saturday nights in the winter.

Okay, so it's not AMERICAN BEAUTY and it didn't win any awards... but this damn film is a beauty to watch. Just turn down the volume in spots (the cheesy sound effects get annoying) and just enjoy the wonderful - and naked - beauties on the screen.

Nearly 10 years after this American Classic hit the video stores, it can now be purchased on DVD. Or, wait for its next run on late-night cable.