The Bikini Carwash Company II

Kristi Ducati is back as Jessica looking a little heavier, but still very voluptous. This type of B-movie fare is becoming the standard unfortunately and most get pretty boring even with the topless scenes. Kristi is the best thing about this movie, unfortunately her top stays on until a brief scene at the end. The other teases are pretty lame and boring. Try another flick.

'The Bikini Carwash Company II' finds the ladies having struck success opening up numerous locations since the first film. They sign a lucrative deal to sell their ownership to a business man only to find out he wants the land and plans to demo the carwashes. Needing to come up with 4 mil to buy them back, they start selling racy lingerie on TV.

Sufficient to say the original 'Carwash' was a classic of 90's T&A and this sequel doesn't reach the same heights. The same ladies return led by Krista Ducati. If you're a fan of hers or a sucker for boobs you'll be satisfied likely. However this sequel isn't about bikinis or a carwash anymore defying the point of the title other than to cheaply cash-in.

Wow...This movie gets an 8 on the cheese factor alone. Melissa is the enterprising young woman from the first one who has sold her company to a greedy land developer and now must get it back. To raise money she and her pals decide to take over a religious station and make it a lingerie channel that shows simulated sex. Melissa always has a soft spot in her heart for dorks and this movie is no exception. She teams up with film student Derek and they take on censorship, greedy old men and each other in what is probably the most awkward love scene in history. Watch this movie for what it is: Nudity, simulated sex and a great soundtrack. The script is filled with bad jokes but it has the sense to make fun of itself. Also the other thing that struck me as odd is that in a sea of big breasted goddesses is Rikki Brando who looks like a fifteen year old boy. She was obviously hired for her acting ability.

This movie is incredibly stupid. Here's the plot: Melissa is going to lose her carwash if she doesn't come up with $4 million. No problem, though! A couple of her carwash girls will just seduce the execs at the local televangelism station into giving her a week of air time, and she'll advertise lingerie. Plain-old advertising doesn't get her anywhere, so she starts saucing it up with "active" modeling (sex). The phony sex in this movie is about the worst I've seen, and the only likeable character is Melissa herself. The only part of this entire movie even worth watching is the music video at the end where all of the girls take their tops off as they wash cars. By the way, not to spoil it for you, but this is also the only time during the movie you actually get to see Kristi Ducati's massive breasts, and even then they don't get their fair share of attention, thus making that aspect of the movie a major disappointment as well.

I recommend this movie if you're hard-up, have nothing better to do and it's on late-nite on television. Certainly don't waste your time or money renting it, because just about any other movie you could watch is guaranteed to have any or all of the following: a) better story b) better acting c) better sex

Listen. This is a light-hearted romp through the lives of some beautiful girls who like to be naked but also want to succeed in business. The villain, a businessman, is well played. The camera work is often very creative. There is an actual story here that explains why the girls like to take off their clothes. In this serious age where there is so much stress in the actual news of the day, this light-hearted film is a good break. The women here are not exploited even though yes, it is a film with lots of bare flesh, it seems all done in good fun with a real and actual story, struggle, villains, unlikely here types and lots of beautiful skin of some lovely girls who do in fact have some skills beyond their flesh. I found it charming and a welcome break from all the serious and stressful realities of this moment in time.