30 Miles from Nowhere

Complete waste of time, storyline was sketchy, acting was below average and ending was as dull as s butter knife. Very easy to see that any review greater then maybe a 5 has to be faked! Do yourself a favor and pass on this film...

When a movie is really good it just doesn't need fake reviews. This movie has alot of fake reviews, from people that only reviewed one movie and nothing else ever, and it's necessary because that's the only positive you're gonna read about this movie. The good thing about fake reviews is that they score it a ten star because somebody asked them to but they are too lazy to write more than two lines about the movie. 30 Miles From Nowhere is exactly where this movie should have stayed, far away from civilisation, so nobody else has to endure this waste of time. Very poor script, no suspense at all, about everything seems to be done by amateurs.

At first I thought I was watching The Big Chill, but it eventually rolled into something else. Something I was not expecting, so I guess I'll give it credit for sneaking up on me. There were a few comedic moments to break the tension, but I wouldn't label this a comedy at all. It's a drama with a dash of horror, and a sprinkling of Sci-Fi. The acting was as good as the script would allow, and considering the direction it was going, it was more than adequate.

This is the kind of film that isn't for everyone. I didn't regret watching it.

Annoying characters who one couldn't care less about. Poor acting. Cliche story. The Wisconsin wilderness is not scary xD It could be if executed properly on film, but this is just a bunch of privileged, helpless idiots running around at a lake place.

Bad addition to the "cabin in the woods" theme.

I didn't know whether to love this picture or to hate it. I think hate was quite harsh so I chose dislike instead. I guess that there should of been an adjective added there, like "completely" dislike, or "intensely" dislike...so that it would of been much more accurate. The acting didn't impress me. The script didn't impress me. The story didn't impress me. As a matter-of-fact, nothing about this stinker impressed me. I suppose that the sets were OK. LMAO x 25 If you want to, give it a shot. I know that I for damned sure won't be watching it again...and usually even the lesser pictures warrant a second look...just to be sure. But not this time. As always, THANK YOU and ENJOY A MOVIE TODAY!!