Deep Murder

Ridiculous, as soft core often is, but annoying. What the heck happened to Jerry O'Connell's career that THIS is were it lead? I gave this a 2 and that was generous.

This movie is horrific.

Horrifically bad.

It's soft core porn without the porn.

But mostly, it's really bad acting and even worse directing

I wasn't prepared for this... I watch it only because Jessica Parker Kennedy was in it... trying to watch all the movies she was in... and this time I got much more: soft porn, slasher horror, comedy, whodunit... and I had to say - it was watchable! I could imagine that will be crowd out there enjoying the lot! I think that's enough - I already wasted time on the film, better save it on writing about it or the characters Hugh Dangler, Babs Dangler, Babysitter, Jace Bigman, Detective Cross, Dr. Bunny van Clit, Doug Dangler, Richard Dangler, Sexy Fireman, Sexy Pizza Man, Sexy Plumber and Hot Cop.

Rides a very fine line between meta campy and bad. There are a few scenes that are not intended to be cringe worthy that are just poorly acted. There are also several very well acted sequences. A mixed bag.

So...ever watch porn? Uh, of course not, me neither. But I HEARD that the acting can be pretty bad in them and that people usually just skip through those parts. Well what if the sex never started and the movie just continued on within that little world, never knowing that they're characters in a movie.

That's what this is. Before the sexy times begin a murder takes place, and none of these dimwitted poorly fleshed out stereotypes know how to do anything but awkwardly initiate carnal relations with double entendre's and lame innuendo. But as they seek out answers and try to survive they start growing, and not just in their pants. (sorry)

All in all this was surprisingly funny and original. It's dumb, don't get me wrong, but that's it's goal and they manage to do it in a really fun way. There's no nudity though, so don't get your hopes up.