jkutras

This is one of the worst, hurry up and crank this out so we can make some more cash sequels ever. Nothing happens for nearly an hour, and when it FINALLY does it's the same sh!t that happened in the first PA. Weak acting, weak script, weak movie. A baby's mobile that moves by itself is not scary, a dog getting all worked up and barking at nothing is not scary, and finally people being dragged by unseen forces already got us in the first one. This movie was a waste of ten dollars and my time. Save your money for something original. Having to spend an hour and a half trying to 'spot the scare' sucked. The story for the sequel pokes holes in the original ( a film that clearly needed no sequel) I have been more scared watching 'Dancing with the stars'. My guess, after the big opening weekend this had there will be a third installment. Go see 'Jackass 3D' instead.

Watched this piece ONDEMAND because the description was kind of outlandish. This film stinks of cocaine, the opening scene alone must have cost at least five figures in blow to film. This is a racist, homophobic piece of garbage that plods along for a good 1hr and 22mins with absolutely no direction. I am a little confused on how this has good reviews here. I won't bother telling you the plot line because as far as I can tell there is no plot. I'm pretty sure everyone showed up to the set everyday did giant lines, dressed Loretta Switt in plunging necklines to show as much flapjack breastage as possible and yelled action; letting the cast improvise in a cocaine frenzy. Much like real beer this movie nearly caused my liver to fail half way through. Save your money, and watch 'Strange Brew' instead.

Jack(eraser-head) Nance must have been in a bad place in life to accept this role. Feldman, what to say besides; Drug use. His solo dance sequence plays out like a vivid fever dream. Watch at the end of the film as Feldman is delivering a joke and his frigging' tooth falls out.The script is non-existent, I mean even in some of the worst T and A pictures of all time there are some chuckles to be had;not here. Most of the cast made me fighting mad with their hair do's (or don'ts as the case may be)and who in the fun*k is going to believe that people think Feldman is cool. He looks like a 12 year old who got into his mom's cross tops, he kind of reminds me of an old neighbor I hate, which makes me want to fight him even more. In the end, I can only wish bad things on the people that made this picture, I would have rather had them spend their money on hookers and hard drugs, at least then we know some professionals would have been involved.