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. . . but I thoroughly enjoyed it!

I will have to admit that I secretly enjoy Movies that most people would call stupid and mindless. I went into this Movie not expecting much and was thoroughly and pleasantly surprised. I will have to admit that when I saw that "Comedy" was one of the Keywords/Categories for this Movie, I was intrigued, but not expectant.

This is definitely not for you if you came looking for a straight Horror Movie. IMHO it ranks right up there with Shaun of the Dead and similar Movies . . . I highly recommend it to anyone looking for an escape from boring, formulaic Horror.

I'm usually good with letting every Movie no matter how good or bad play out to the end . . . But this one just hasn't managed to capture my attention.

It's only been playing for 15 minutes, but it's mostly talking . . . And I'm just not that much of a conversationalist. Give me a little Action any day . . .

Or at least something to laugh at . . . Or pretend to be frightened by (Jump Scares just don't make me jump . . . And I'm not much of a reacter either).

I gave this Movie a Middle-of-the-Road Rating of 5 only because I'm not going to finish watching it.

So by all means don't base your decision to watch/not watch solely on my Review . . .

I went into this Movie (titled "Apex Predators" on Amazon Prime) with high hopes, but was quickly disappointed. And as I write this Review I see the Title "Jaws of Los Angeles" and that alone would/should have warned me what to expect.

My "standards" are low enough that I rarely ever find a Movie that is totally unwatchable . . . This is one of them.

The acting was horribly stilted, the dialogue was so off that I couldn't stay focused on the plot . . . I was fully expecting to see the camera pull back to far and see the Cue Cards the actors were reading from. Or were they just making it up as they went?